The Royal HUD Decree

King Barack’s Lord High Chancellor of Housing and Urban Development has finally released the rule we all knew was coming.

(And, by “we,” I don’t mean the braindead nitwits who get their news from CNN, MSNBC, ABC, NBC or CBS.)

This rule will effectively strip free and sovereign individuals from being able to choose where they live.

First there was “urban flight.”

Now, with the release of the Royal HUD Decree, there is “urban chasing after.”

How dare you Americans have the audacity to believe you can have some autonomy when it comes to what neighborhoods you wish to live in?!

(Where do you think you are, anyway? A free country?!)

We serve at the King’s pleasure.

We live where the King decrees.

Our neighborhoods must comply to the Royal HUD Decree.

If you want to escape high-crime areas for safer neighborhoods, why, you commit treason against his royal personage.

(And, you are some kind of racist to boot!)

So, in an effort to ensure that you hateful subjects who, in defiance of the King’s Majesty have chosen to purchase a home in a nicer area can’t escape the high crime and poverty, his Most High and Royal Majesty King Barack will decree that the high crime and poverty will henceforth and for all time follow after you.

And, in so doing, the King ensures that those loyal subjects in overwhelmingly Democrat-stronghold urban areas, will be relocated to these treasonous and disloyal districts who, in voting Republican, do not show the proper fealty and love for their Royal Master.

(Which, let’s be honest, is really the purpose of this “rule.”)

The place where Republicans have won the biggest has been in local government. And his Royal Highness King Barack cannot have such an open affront to his Grace! So, in enacting this Decree and relocating heavy-Democrat districts to solid Republican districts, the Lord High Chancellor of Housing and Urban Development hopes to skew the electoral prospects toward the Democrats.

This is their great reward for their undying love and loyalty to the King’s Majesty.

They, like their illegal alien, potential-Democrat-voter allies from the Kingdoms of South and Central America, can succeed in stamping out this unholy Republican rebellion against the King.

(This is how you conquer a country without firing a shot.)

Can you tell I’ve been spending my evenings watching the box set of the Showtime series “The Tudors?” I find it fascinating how Henry VIII had such absolute power, he could order his subjects to live where he wanted them to live. They had no choice.

And as I watch this series, I am struck at how present-day events in America reflect those of King Henry. America fought a Revolution to free itself from the very tyranny this idiot President who fancies himself King seeks to impose on us once again.

This is supposed to be a free country.

And this idiotic “rule” nothing more than a transparent attempt, not at “integration,” but at social engineering to remake voting districts to the King’s pleasure.

The Royal HUD Decree

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3 thoughts on “The Royal HUD Decree

  • July 9, 2015 at 7:15 pm

    I’ve already got an excess of section 8 Democrats around me. Thieves and drug dealers whose rent is being paid by the tax payers and they drive new Cadillac Escalades and Lincoln Navigators. My property value has declined over 400% and my home owners insurance doubled this year from last year. I’ve been robbed 16 times in the last 3 years but I didn’t file any insurance claims for fear they would cancel it. I go to sleep each night listening to the peaceful sound of gun fire and during the day I listen to my windows rattle from car stereos. I’m afraid to go outside after dark because I might get mugged or hit by a stray bullet. The rest of you need to be enjoying this life style too.

  • July 9, 2015 at 7:20 pm

    Almost forgot that after 10:00 AM in the morning we will no longer have racism in South Carolina because the flag is coming down. I’m thinking since South Carolina was the first state to secede from the union we should also change it’s name. Maybe New Carolina so we can be more like New York, New Jersey and New Hampshire. Yankees been trying to tell us what we need to do for as long as I can remember. Might as well give up and try to be like them.

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