The saddest picture in the world

Last night I woke up at two in the morning and couldn’t get back to sleep. It’s one of the joys of Lupus, I’m afraid. After lying there for fifteen or twenty minutes listening to my pitbull snore, I picked up my iPad and opened up Twitter.

I know. I really shouldn’t do that. Every time I read tweets in the wee hours of the morning, I begin to lose hope for humanity.

It’s a very sad thing reading Twitter at two in the morning.

Then I stumbled across this tweet from the Nevada Tea Party.

Ach du liebe zeit. That is the saddest picture in the world.

Anybody else get the impression that Bill and Hillary rarely dine together?

They look like two complete strangers who are forced to share a table because the restaurant ran out of room.

This was my favorite caption:

If anything, I think this picture tells the entire sad, sordid tale of Hillary’s New Hampshire downfall. The women who expected to ride in on a white horse and sweep the states — the Great Inevitable Nominee — is having her ass handed to her by an eight hundred year old dyspeptic socialist.

With each passing day, Hillary has become more shrill, more loud and more desperate.

And, like a bad accident, we just cannot look away.

As David Burge pointed out on Twitter yesterday:

Ouch. My ears. I’m guessing that’s Hillary doing her best “presidential authority voice.” But, since it’s Hillary, it came out her most desperate and shrill voice instead. And what’s with that inflection when she says, “in America?”

And where in the name of sweet fancy Moses did her neck go?!

When challenged, some people rise to the occasion. The only thing that rises with Hillary is the shrillness in her voice.

It isn’t unusual for New Hampshire polls to get things totally wrong come election day. But with every poll showing Bernie running away with this thing, I’d say the former Miss Rodham is going to have a very rough day today in the Granite State.

And if the mood in that picture is any indication, I think she and Bill both know it.

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4 thoughts on “The saddest picture in the world

  • February 9, 2016 at 9:48 am

    They look like the average senior couple that cleverly hid the Maalox bottle and portable oxygen canister from the shot.

  • February 9, 2016 at 9:56 am

    Hey Dianny, Thanks for that.. I believe it is too early in the morning to hear that screeching harpie. I hope that your predictions are true. She needs a good schilacking again, or something… WOW!

    Check this shot video out. Evidently it is the latest cause for faux outrage amongst the PGTP (Progressive Glitter Turd Polishers) Why would they be so upset by the site of Twin Towers falling, HHmmm? At any rate, Truth Revolt has done a great service posting it. I agree: Knowledge of American history is a civic responsibility. Hat tip Colonial Williamsburg:

  • February 9, 2016 at 3:12 pm

    Just keeping the “ton” in Clinton.

  • February 9, 2016 at 3:31 pm

    Captain Kangaroos family, wants the Captains clothes back…shes wearing one of his coats.

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