The Snore-Ax

Barack Obama is turning 54 tomorrow.

Sadly, his intellectual capacity hasn’t developed much in those fifty-four years.

Speaking as somebody whose birthday was coopted by the Environmentalist Communist Movement for their “Earth Day” celebration when she was seven, I got kind of worn out on the whole “Crying Indian,” “I’d like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony” claptrap by the time I grew up.

April 22, 1970 became Earth Day because it was the one hundredth birthday of Vladimir Lenin.

That’s it. That’s the whole inside baseball truth of Earth Day.

The whole environmental movement is Communism’s backdoor plan to destroy America. Nothing more.

But all the well-meaning do-gooders hopped on board.

Even Dr. Seuss who, in 1971 penned “The Lorax.”

What better way to mold the impressionable minds of the young and stupid about the dangers of Free Market Capitalism and Individual liberty than to create a fuzzy, loveable creature who “speaks for the trees?”

Whoops. No. Not them.

Despite turning fifty-four tomorrow, Barack Obama seems to be mentally frozen at the age of nine. He bought the Lorax hook, line and sinker.

The Snore-Ax

Today, in an act that is so completely unconstitutional, it’s impeachable, Barack Obama is unilaterally enacting climate emissions rules that will effectively destroy affordable energy and our economy.


Because Earth Day and Sunshine and the Lorax and Come on people now, smile on your brother everybody get together gonna love one another right now.

In his “fact sheet” (hahahaha! George Orwell is spinning) about this unconstitutional destruction of the US Economy, Obama actually has the nerve to claim this fictional “Clean Power Plan” will create jobs and save money.


Well, by killing jobs and making utility bills “necessarily skyrocket.”

Actually, utility costs skyrocketing will mean increased costs for virtually everything else under the sun.

But don’t worry, folks! By 2030 he is absolutely sure his plan will create jobs and save money.

So, as long as you can hold out fifteen years without a job and unable to afford your unbelievably high cost of living, you should be golden.

Click HERE and read through the whole ridiculous “plan” if you want.

Then again, why bother? It’s just a bunch of wishful bullshit strung together with typical Obama lies.

But Obama believes it. Trust me. He’s just that stupid.

He really believes that life here in America would be Utopia if it weren’t for those pesky humans and their irrational need to live, provide for themselves, eat, and stay warm.

Obama lives in the illusion that the only thing causing complete climate catastrophe is individual liberty and the free market economy.

Once he destroys those, he’s convinced that the Workers’ Paradise is just around the corner.

Lenin must be so proud.

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One thought on “The Snore-Ax

  • August 3, 2015 at 8:54 pm

    I want to see Air Force One flying with solar panel power.

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