The Trail of Tears has come to an end

The Trail of Tears has come to an end

Finally, Pocahasbeen has reached the end of her Trail of Tears.

Liz Warren peeked her head out of whatever hole she’s been hiding in since Tuesday night to let her people know she’s dropping out later this afternoon.

Personally, I don’t know if it was Pocahasbeen’s Trail of Tears or our Trail of Tears. Heaven knows her campaign has been torture for us. So much cringe crammed in to one candidate.

Come to think of it, if we also were on a Trail of Tears, ours was made from tears of laughter.

But it doesn’t matter.  All that matters is it’s finally, mercifully over.

After her announcement speech later today from her campaign headquarters, the 2020 race will finally be rid of her shrill, strident voice.

And while Pocahasbeen’s Trail of Tears has ended, her devoted fans of bitter Hillary voters and cul-de-sac busybodies are starting down a tearful trail of their own.

All that’s left is finding out which half of her fan base she’ll piss off with her inevitable endorsement.

Is it wrong that I’ve never been so happy about a candidate dropping out?

I thought Kamala leaving the race filled me with glee.

But that pales in comparison to how I feel right now.

So crack open a cold beer and enjoy!

Update:

Hardly surprising, but Warren just finished up her press conference and she did not endorse anyone. Like I said, she’s the John Kasich of 2020.

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9 thoughts on “The Trail of Tears has come to an end

  • March 5, 2020 at 11:47 am
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    Oh happy day!!
    The only thing better than this would be seeing her lose her Senate seat in her home states where she lost so miserably on Tuesday.

  • March 5, 2020 at 2:33 pm
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    Hey Danny never use the “Trail of Tears” to promote your political propaganda. This is unacceptable. Evidently you have no remorse for the Native American’s that we murdered for no reason.

    • March 5, 2020 at 2:55 pm
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      When I see Danny, I’ll pass along your outrage.

      Though, I’m fairly certain Danny’s reply would mirror my own which is “How about I be the one to decide what words and phrases I choose to use.” But that’s just conjecture on my part. Danny might just laugh. But once Danny gets back to me, I’ll let you know.

      • March 5, 2020 at 5:17 pm
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        Okay. Danny got back to me. I shared Bryan’s message and as predicted, he laughed. Then he said, “Even Warren’s fans are scolds. Why am I not surprised?” We both shared a chuckle, then Danny disappeared like a puff of smoke. Because there is no Danny. There’s just little old me.

    • March 5, 2020 at 5:10 pm
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      “We” didn’t murder anyone.

    • March 7, 2020 at 8:02 am
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      Who’s this we you speak of, yellow hide?

    • March 7, 2020 at 8:07 am
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      Let us not forget who started all this by claiming she was one of the tribe. She deserves all the ridicule we can muster.

  • March 5, 2020 at 4:20 pm
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    So it is said, so it will be, chief Pinkeye has spoken!!!! LOLOL
    Lighten up, Francis.

  • March 5, 2020 at 9:43 pm
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    Mark Steyn keeps outdoing himself. The other day he called Lizzie the “Cherokee dominatrix” and today he called her the “Cigar store Indian”.

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