I’m rapidly discovering that thinking, “Can Leftists get any stupider?” isn’t a good idea. Because every time I do, some idiot rises to the challenge.
The latest argument against private gun ownership is what I will call the Uterus Defense.
As a woman, pretty sure my uterus is more regulated than guns.
— Kara (@flowerinoureyes) October 2, 2017
Well, as a thinking woman, I’m pretty sure you have no earthly idea how stupid this statement is.
Now, I possess a uterus.
And last time I checked, I have never had to leave my uterus at home when I went to the movies, a mall, a public school, a hospital, an airport, a college campus, a sporting event, a restaurant or a government building.
For the life of me I cannot recall needing to undergo a background check before having my uterus installed. But then again, I was in my mother’s allegedly over-regulated womb at the time. So I guess I should ask her if I did.
In fact, my uterus is totally conceal-carry.
And I don’t even have a permit for that.
So what regulations is this dimwit talking about?
But it isn’t just the uterus that these morons think is over-regulated.
Apparently the vagina is too.
Ladies bear with me I haven't slept enough this week but if we hide all the guns in our vaginas, Congress will HAVE to regulate them!!!
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) October 4, 2017
Honey, take a long nap and try again.
So Congress is regulating the vagina.
Well, who knew?!
I guess that means I’ve been living illegally all these years – wandering around with both a uterus and vagina without any accompanying paperwork.
This may come as a shock to these ladies with the over-regulated girl-parts.
But life in America isn’t like “A Handmaid’s Tale.”
I realize you want it to be – heaven only knows why. But it isn’t.
Now I have to admit it’s really entertaining watching modern-day feminists talk about guns.
It’s like watching a toddler explain that rain is God crying.
But if the best defense they have against the Second Amendment is to cite non-existent regulations on the uterus, there’s no way we’re losing this argument.
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