The Uterus Defense

I’m rapidly discovering that thinking, “Can Leftists get any stupider?” isn’t a good idea. Because every time I do, some idiot rises to the challenge.

The latest argument against private gun ownership is what I will call the Uterus Defense.

Well, as a thinking woman, I’m pretty sure you have no earthly idea how stupid this statement is.

Now, I possess a uterus.

And last time I checked, I have never had to leave my uterus at home when I went to the movies, a mall, a public school, a hospital, an airport, a college campus, a sporting event, a restaurant or a government building.

For the life of me I cannot recall needing to undergo a background check before having my uterus installed. But then again, I was in my mother’s allegedly over-regulated womb at the time. So I guess I should ask her if I did.

In fact, my uterus is totally conceal-carry.

And I don’t even have a permit for that.

So what regulations is this dimwit talking about?

But it isn’t just the uterus that these morons think is over-regulated.

Apparently the vagina is too.

Honey, take a long nap and try again.

So Congress is regulating the vagina.

Well, who knew?!

Molon Labia!

I guess that means I’ve been living illegally all these years – wandering around with both a uterus and vagina without any accompanying paperwork.

This may come as a shock to these ladies with the over-regulated girl-parts.

But life in America isn’t like “A Handmaid’s Tale.”

I realize you want it to be – heaven only knows why. But it isn’t.

Now I have to admit it’s really entertaining watching modern-day feminists talk about guns.

It’s like watching a toddler explain that rain is God crying.

But if the best defense they have against the Second Amendment is to cite non-existent regulations on the uterus, there’s no way we’re losing this argument.

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10 thoughts on “The Uterus Defense

  • October 5, 2017 at 12:49 pm
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    What???
    Is this the right time to mention I recently lost my vagina and uterus in a boating accident?

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  • October 5, 2017 at 1:51 pm
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    Since the late 1960s, women like the two you cited (as one author put it some time ago: White Women with College Degrees — you know, the kind that marched on Washington after Trump won; the kind that hold “Refugees Welcome” signs while their daughters cower over the rise of sexual assaults from packs of illegals; the kind that think they are women of color trapped in white bodies; etc.) believe that correctness in attitudes concerning gender and race are the most important aspects of life — things like national security, the economy, freedom, liberty, et al, are all just gimmicks used by white men to lord over society. These women were carefully taught in college to have complete contempt for people with religious convictions, even for just everyday folk — after all, white women with college degrees are well above being ordinary — that’s why they supported Hillary. They’ve been so well indoctrinated in an Orwellian reality that they believe that whatever is happening in the world around them is ultimately an assault on their comfort zone, a zone exclusively defined by body parts.

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    • October 5, 2017 at 3:43 pm
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      ” they believe that whatever is happening in the world around them is ultimately an assault on their comfort zone, a zone exclusively defined by body parts.”

      And some of them believe that the rise of the Republic of Gilead is imminent and that they will all be forced to become Handmaids.

      (Reference: “The Handmaids Tale” by Margaret Atwood)

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  • October 5, 2017 at 2:03 pm
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    If that nitwit hides her guns in her vagina, we’ll be rid of her, won’t we?

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  • October 5, 2017 at 4:53 pm
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    Molon Labia…hahahaha!

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    • October 6, 2017 at 8:46 am
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      Agreed with a loud snort. Too funny.

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  • October 5, 2017 at 8:19 pm
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    First it was vagina hats. Now It’s gonna be vagina holsters? Will we be soon to see/hear the muffled roar of negligent discharges and, if so, I want to see the cops investigate this new phenomenon with a straight face!

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    • October 5, 2017 at 8:30 pm
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      “if so, I want to see the cops investigate this new phenomenon with a straight face!”

      Ditto Emergency personnel and GYN Docs

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      • October 5, 2017 at 9:51 pm
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        LMAO! You just don’t know! One of my girls was an ER nurse and I have laughed til it hurts at some of the the tales she has of women coming in with a variety of things, trying to think of the correct words for…things that needed removing from their ‘stuff’!! If not for privacy laws, ERs from all over would be putting the funniest videos up on YouTube! And back to the vagina holster…I do remember one women being arrested, the hand gun was hidden in her ‘stuff’!! I read that somewhere for real! From one woman to another, would you want everyone to know your ‘stuff’ will hold a .38?? LOL

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