The VP short list is shortening, and guess who isn’t on it

The VP short list is shortening, and guess who isn’t on it

Uh-oh.  The AP reported yesterday that Joe Biden’s vice presidential short list has been winnowed down to six women. The most recognizable among them, Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, and inexplicably Susan Rice.

Actually, the short list consists of entirely inexplicable people if you want to know the truth.

As Derek Hunter pointed out on Twitter yesterday:

Noticeably absent from the VP short list is the news media’s favorite Supermodel, Stacey Abrams.

I guess all those fawning PR pieces didn’t do the trick.

Though I’m thinking Stacey knew this was coming since just the other day, she admitted to Stephen Colbert that Team Biden had yet to contact her to begin the vetting process.

Maybe I should feel bad about chuckling over Stacey’s failure to make the short list.  But given how in-your-face and thirsty she was about the whole thing, I can’t help but chuckle.

Stacey was so certain that since Joe planned to nominate a black woman, she had it in the bag.

I mean just how crappy must she be feeling right now to discover she isn’t black enough for Biden, but Elizabeth Warren is.

I hope someone has the presence of mind to put Stacey on suicide watch.

Truthfully, though, Stacey isn’t the only one who’s going to be pissed with Liz Warren making the short list.  The big money corporations and Wall Street bigwigs who fund the Democrat Party aren’t going to be happy about it either.

At this point, now that Stacey’s full-court press failed, I imagine the one who will replace her as the overly thirsty, eager beaver of the bunch will be Kamala.

Let’s be honest, Kamala wants that VP slot as badly as Stacey did.  Why do you think she’s going balls to the wall exploiting these Black Lives Matter protests riots?

I expect over the next few weeks, we’re going to be seeing and hearing a hell of a lot from Kamala as she tries to shove her way to the top of that short list. Though, I’m sure the same can be said for Elizabeth Warren.

This whole Biden Veep-stakes has the same dynamic you’d get if you tossed a single piece of red meat into a room full of ravenous hyenas.

But as of now, there is one fewer ravenous hyena in the pack.

Sorry Stacey.  Maybe next time try and win an election first before you get your hopes up.

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16 thoughts on “The VP short list is shortening, and guess who isn’t on it

  • June 13, 2020 at 12:35 pm
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    As a citizen of Georgia, this has extra-special meaning for me!! I am way beyond chuckling…. I’m into guffawing.

    • June 14, 2020 at 8:40 pm
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      Shortening? Seems to most of us Stacey’s had just about all the shortening she needs.

      Somebody give that bimbo another bag of pork rinds before she falls over.

  • June 13, 2020 at 2:35 pm
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    When Hooters re-opens she can find her true calling. The Democrat Party has turned itself into a travelling lunatic asylum. They were always nuts but since selling their soul to LEFTISM they have turned into evil maniacs.
    God bless our President.

    • June 13, 2020 at 5:13 pm
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      All three of his choices are terrible and will ensure Biden’s inevitable loss. Knowing that Biden is nothing more than a proxy, he will probably choose Susan Rice

    • June 14, 2020 at 8:17 am
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      I don’t know about Hooters but Heifers or Hippos can probably use her

  • June 13, 2020 at 4:59 pm
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    Well, at least she won’t have to give up her day job of running Georgia.

  • June 13, 2020 at 6:17 pm
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    Well Stacey will now have to run for reelection as the governor of Georgia in 2022.

  • June 13, 2020 at 10:00 pm
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    I’m very disappointed! What a pair those two would make.

  • June 13, 2020 at 11:09 pm
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    The only thing “super” about Stacey Abrams is her size.

  • June 13, 2020 at 11:48 pm
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    Is that silhouette an image of a Samoan wrestler in high heels? Ohhh…it’s Mount Abrams!

  • June 14, 2020 at 3:17 am
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    How dare you Joe, .Stacy Abrams (the real official Governor of Georgia) was your Georgia peach.

  • June 14, 2020 at 10:41 am
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    Maybe she’ll try a…
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    HUNGER STRIKE!!!

  • June 14, 2020 at 2:59 pm
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    Suicide Watch??!!, she is to eaten up with her own self importance to do herself in.

  • June 14, 2020 at 3:38 pm
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    She’s morbidly obese, morbidly ugly and morbidly stupid. She personifies the leftist female.

  • June 15, 2020 at 2:16 am
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    Have heard this mentioned: Politics is show business for the not so good looking people, or something like that

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