The Washington Post: Democracy Dies in Snarkness

Washington Post - Democracy dies in snarkness

Boy those Guardians of Democracy over at the Washington Post sure hate Melania Trump’s White House Christmas Decorations.

Yup, the vaunted American newspaper that still can’t stop bragging about taking down Nixon has gone full-on Mean Girl.

Excuse my French, but what a bunch of assholes.

Now don’t get me wrong, I enjoy writing snarky, sarcastic posts – or, as I put it snarkastic posts.

But I never claimed to be a major American newspaper.

And I certainly don’t have something as pompous as “Democracy Dies in Darkness” under my header.

Is it any wonder the Washington Post has turned to crap?

Frankly, I’ve never seen anything as spectacular as the self-immolation of the American news media.

It’s as if they can’t kill themselves fast enough.

You’ll recall back in October it was the Washington Post who published one over-the-top hysterical screed from a woman who screamed at her husband because of Brett Kavanaugh. Remember that?

Clearly the Washington Post thinks the way to save Democracy is by turning itself into the print-version of Vice.

Although, now I completely understand why Ben Rhodes was so certain he could lead these reporters down the primrose path over the Iran Deal.

They really are stupid, know-nothing young people with the emotional maturity of a high school mean girl.

Are we really supposed to believe that our “Democracy” will die if they don’t publish a snotty, hateful column about Melania Trump?

Last year after the news media attacked Melania’s 2017 White House Christmas decorations, I wrote that the main reason the so-called “news” media hate Melania is because, unlike Michelle, they didn’t create her.

For eight miserable years they worked overtime to try and convince us that Michelle Obama was something other than a miserable, angry, wretched woman with a sense of entitlement as big as all outdoors.

If Michelle Obama was naturally all those wonderful things they claimed she was, the media wouldn’t have had to work so hard to convince us.

But Melania Trump doesn’t need the media telling us endlessly how elegant, fashionable, gracious, beautiful and charming she is.

Because she’s all those things – effortlessly.

And don’t underestimate just how much the media resents the fact that we can see for ourselves just how lovely Melania is.

Just like President Trump, Melania goes clean over their heads directly to the American people.

And that pisses them off like you wouldn’t believe.

And here we are a year later and like clockwork, as soon as Melania unveils the White House decorations, our once vaunted newspapers like the Washington Post waste no time trying to tear her apart like rabid hyenas.

Resentment and envy oozes from every snarky word and tweet.

I said last year that it galls them that they have no power over her. It eats away at them like a cancer.

But rather than making Melania look bad, the Washington Post only succeeded in making themselves look like utter prats.

And like everything the idiots on the Left do, this effort to destroy Melania – even from the pages of the Washington Post – is backfiring on them in a big way.

Oh, and if you haven’t seen it yet, here’s Melania’s Christmas at the White House video.

I think it’s breathtakingly beautiful.

But then again, I believe my lying eyes not the Washington Post.

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4 thoughts on “The Washington Post: Democracy Dies in Snarkness

  • November 29, 2018 at 11:12 am
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    Washing Post:

    “Is it us or her?
    It’s her, isn’t it??”

    High school mean girls, indeed.

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  • November 29, 2018 at 12:53 pm
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    Great article. Well done.

    I’ve done without the Washington Post for years. Haven’t missed anything.

    They are just the antifa of press.

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  • December 1, 2018 at 12:52 am
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    And thank you for including the video, “American Treasures – Christmas at the White House.” This work of art includes an encouragement to “Be Best.” This is a precious reminder of what authentic encouragement looks like. One can actually “Be Best” without having to toe the liberal suppressive line of correct thought.

    The theme kinda works for many accomplishments in this Trump presidency

    ..

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  • December 2, 2018 at 10:09 pm
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    The decorations are beautiful.

    Well, I find it fascinating that during the Obama administration the stopbullying.gov site went up. It’s still there. I include their overview of bullying at the end here. If you read the overview and observe the behavior of adults/high school mean girls in the political and media realms, it makes you wonder if children aren’t simply copying what’s being incessantly modeled for them.

    “Bullying is unwanted, aggressive behavior among school aged children that involves a real or perceived power imbalance. The behavior is repeated, or has the potential to be repeated, over time. Both kids who are bullied and who bully others may have serious, lasting problems.

    “In order to be considered bullying, the behavior must be aggressive and include:

    An Imbalance of Power: Kids who bully use their power—such as physical strength, access to embarrassing information, or popularity—to control or harm others. Power imbalances can change over time and in different situations, even if they involve the same people.
    Repetition: Bullying behaviors happen more than once or have the potential to happen more than once.
    Bullying includes actions such as making threats, spreading rumors, attacking someone physically or verbally, and excluding someone from a group on purpose.”

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