The worst candidate in the history of elections

The worst candidate in the history of elections

Of the truckload of Democrats running in 2020, Kirsten Gillibrand is far and away the worst candidate among them.

But at last night’s debate, Kirsten graduated from the worst candidate in the Democrat field to the worst candidate in the history of elections.

She makes the guy from the “Rent is Too Damn High” party look like a serious contender.

Comedian Pat Paulsen ran for President six times from 1968 to 1996, and he was a far more serious candidate than the accidental comedienne Kirsten Gillibrand.

Kirsten’s simpering little girl voice coupled with her shameless pandering were already bad. But her embarrassing performance in last night’s debate kicked the “bad” up to “totally sucks.”

And to prove that she’s a terrifically bad candidate, Kirsten thinks the highlight of her debate performance was the stupid canned “joke” she’s been using for weeks.

Yup.  The worst candidate in the history of elections has more than one tweet on her timeline featuring her “The first thing I’m going to do is Clorox the Oval Office” joke.

Like this tweet:

Because nothing says, “Take me seriously as a real contender to be President and Commander-in-Chief” quite like promoting a regurgitated nominal laugh line from her stump speech.

I mean, come on. That’s so bad, Kirsten actually makes Hillary Clinton look like a great candidate by comparison.

Fact Check: Partially True. Kirsten isn’t just the worst candidate in this field. She’s the worst candidate in the history of candidates.

It astonishes me that voters in New York State have reelected this unserious lightweight not once, but twice. Which pretty much tells you all you need to know about New York voters.

It also explains how a certified dummy like AOC could get elected to Congress.

Kirsten is not a serious person.

She doesn’t deserve to be in the United States Senate let alone the White House.

Gillibrand is such a bubbleheaded lightweight even CNN wouldn’t hire her as their morning weather girl.

But her Clorox “joke” wasn’t even the worst moment of the debate for the worst candidate in the history of elections.

This was.

In what universe does this answer make sense?

I already beat President Trump by taking a bus tour?

I watched that clip a dozen times in a row and I’m so completely embarrassed for her, laughing at her seems downright cruel.

Before last night’s debate, Kirsten bragged that her son was going to be in the audience. I wonder how the poor kid feels today after watching Mummy make a complete fool of herself. She should be brought up on charges of child abuse for subjecting her kid to that kind of torture.

Unlike Eric Swalwell whose awkward, gaffe-prone campaign was comedy gold, Kirsten’s campaign is just too agonizingly painful to be worth what few laughs we can squeeze from it.

So for your own sake, Kirsten, drop out now before you make yourself look even more awful than you already do.

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8 thoughts on “The worst candidate in the history of elections

  • August 1, 2019 at 2:22 pm
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    It’s also kinda hilarious that the self-acclaimed champion of women’s empowerment thinks it’d be a woman’s job to clean the Oval Office if she ever stepped into it!

    • August 2, 2019 at 6:33 pm
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      Good point!

  • August 1, 2019 at 3:10 pm
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    Kirsten’s best quality is obedience to the dictates of her party. She is not the dynamic candidate that could ever legitimately run for president and the only reason she was re-elected most recently is due to the rino party in NY not running a strong candidate. She is vulnerable in so many ways if someone has the will and the mettle to take her on.

    Unfortunately, NY has deteriorated over the years and upstate has been sold down the river so often that no one takes us seriously here in the fly over counties.

  • August 2, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    Kommrade KRAPolian Gillibrand has finally seen the light … and exchanged her ultra-modern bus for a more DemonKRAPable used broom powered by an abandoned one-cylinder washing machine engine …

  • August 3, 2019 at 12:30 am
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    “… I took a bus tour.”

    … went on a bus tour, campaigned by bus tour, etc. Many other (perhaps better) choices.

    Trying to belittle Trump because he typically does not travel by bus is, well, just a stupid silly way to attempt a cut — unless she was inviting a comparison of the two campaigns in an attempt at self-deprecating humor. Yes, something was humorous.

    Love the vintage bus, and the duck-feet pose in the doorway

    ..

    • August 3, 2019 at 7:17 pm
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      Especially the duck feet.

  • August 3, 2019 at 5:36 am
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    No, New York’s Big Bird beats her!

  • August 4, 2019 at 10:31 am
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    Big Bird? Does she deserve such a lofty appellation? How about little bird? Or, how about get out now and don’t come back…….ever.

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