These boots were made for mocking

If I was Elton John, I’d be contacting the police right about now.  Because it looks like Michelle Obama broke into his closet.

Did you see the ugly-ass boots Michelle wore the other day?

These boots were made for mocking

Good grief.

That’s it. From now on I’m calling her Captain Fantastic.

Hold on to your hats, folks.

Those ugly boots cost thirty-nine hundred bucks.

Who knew lack of taste was so damn expensive?

I think Michelle could’ve gotten the same effect using a five dollar can of glitter spray paint.

Does Michelle not have any friends?

Because friends don’t let friends leave the house looking like a 1970s glam rock drag queen in a yellow housecoat.

But instead of organizing a fashion intervention in a room with wall-to-wall full length mirrors, the media gushes over Captain Fantastic’s expensive thigh-high boots.

[Please, Lord. Never make me type the words “thigh-high” in relation to Michelle Obama ever again.]

Over at Page Six, the nauseating headline shows that the media’s futile attempt to portray Michelle as the modern-day Jackie Kennedy is never-ending.

Michelle Obama sparkles in $4K thigh-high Balenciaga boots

[Crap. I had to type it again.]

Meanwhile, the UK Daily Mail believes Michelle dressed to impress

Really?  Impress whom exactly?


They also included a sidebar article with the headline: “Stop traffic in Michelle’s Balenciaga ensemble.”

Yes. It would stop traffic.

But not in a good way.

The media’s mission to convince us Michelle is a fashion plate is a lot like the war in Afghanistan.

It just goes on and on, year after year with no end in sight.  And despite all the ink they’ve spilled, they still have no hope of success.


Callmelennie did an upgrade on the lyrics of the old Nancy Sinatra tune “These boots are made for walking” over at the People’s Cube using the title of this post. And his lyrics are hilarious. GO SEE.

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24 thoughts on “These boots were made for mocking

  • December 20, 2018 at 12:29 pm

    she looks like she is joining “Yellow Vest” protest, complete with reflective gear for visibility

  • December 20, 2018 at 12:59 pm


  • December 20, 2018 at 1:33 pm

    $4000 for a pair of boots. Glad Michelle ignored Barry’s comment that at some point you’ve made too much money.

  • December 20, 2018 at 2:06 pm

    Best way to distract folks from viewing her penis.

    • December 20, 2018 at 2:24 pm


  • December 20, 2018 at 2:24 pm

    I didn’t even notice the boots – she’s 12 times larger than the other chick!! I’m not fat-shaming or anything; she’s proportionally a-ight. But DAMN, that’s a large woman (person).

  • December 20, 2018 at 2:43 pm

    Unsolved Mysteries: The Case Of The Ludicrous Legs

  • December 20, 2018 at 2:47 pm

    Can’t you imagine the fashion advise she received before this event? (It HAD to take a committee to come up with that getup!)
    “OK Mrs. Obama, let’s dress you to capture the audience. Heck, let’s take the WORLD! Show everyone you have arrived. You’re out of the House that slaves built. You are out of your husband’s shadow. You are your OWN WOMAN! You are large and in charge!”

  • December 20, 2018 at 5:14 pm

    Her hulk of a body looks out of proportion with everything else. And those boots? I want to know how many of her handmaidens were used to pull them up those tree trunks.

    She has no class, no style, no elegance. She ain’t no Melania.

  • December 20, 2018 at 5:45 pm

    She’s auditioning for Kinky Boots.

  • December 20, 2018 at 7:16 pm

    It looks like she stole them from the “Aquaman” set.

  • December 21, 2018 at 7:11 am

    Those boots are so ugly even Elton John wouldn’t wear them.

  • December 21, 2018 at 9:56 am

    Holy moley that entire outfit is a mess!

    And she looks like she gained weight.

  • December 21, 2018 at 11:47 am

    No class fat ass.

  • December 21, 2018 at 1:28 pm

    Isn’t it nice that we have a First Lady who is actually a lady once again?

  • December 21, 2018 at 2:39 pm

    Wookie looks like a rather large drag queen.

  • December 21, 2018 at 8:08 pm

    Looks like the boots the hookers at Thomas Circle wear. Maybe she is working the Circle?

    • December 22, 2018 at 12:11 pm

      That is spectacular! Just perfect.

  • December 23, 2018 at 1:22 pm

    Only one exclamation mark, Di?

    (Cue butthurt pout ;-D)

    • December 23, 2018 at 1:23 pm

      Hey, I added the link to the post! That’s worth at least six exclamation marks.

  • December 24, 2018 at 2:12 pm

    The truth is, those aren’t boots. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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