If I was Elton John, I’d be contacting the police right about now. Because it looks like Michelle Obama broke into his closet.
Did you see the ugly-ass boots Michelle wore the other day?
That’s it. From now on I’m calling her Captain Fantastic.
Hold on to your hats, folks.
Those ugly boots cost thirty-nine hundred bucks.
Who knew lack of taste was so damn expensive?
I think Michelle could’ve gotten the same effect using a five dollar can of glitter spray paint.
Does Michelle not have any friends?
Because friends don’t let friends leave the house looking like a 1970s glam rock drag queen in a yellow housecoat.
But instead of organizing a fashion intervention in a room with wall-to-wall full length mirrors, the media gushes over Captain Fantastic’s expensive thigh-high boots.
[Please, Lord. Never make me type the words “thigh-high” in relation to Michelle Obama ever again.]
Over at Page Six, the nauseating headline shows that the media’s futile attempt to portray Michelle as the modern-day Jackie Kennedy is never-ending.
[Crap. I had to type it again.]
Meanwhile, the UK Daily Mail believes Michelle dressed to impress.
Really? Impress whom exactly?
They also included a sidebar article with the headline: “Stop traffic in Michelle’s Balenciaga ensemble.”
Yes. It would stop traffic.
But not in a good way.
The media’s mission to convince us Michelle is a fashion plate is a lot like the war in Afghanistan.
It just goes on and on, year after year with no end in sight. And despite all the ink they’ve spilled, they still have no hope of success.
Callmelennie did an upgrade on the lyrics of the old Nancy Sinatra tune “These boots are made for walking” over at the People’s Cube using the title of this post. And his lyrics are hilarious. GO SEE.
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