They lost on Jeopardy, baby

Alex Trebek
This cable news outfit has spent the last eighteen
months reporting on a phony RussiaGate scandal.

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Contestant
What the hell is RussiaGate?!

Poor John King.

Yesterday he discovered something most Americans already knew.

CNN has no audience and nobody cares about the crap they’re peddling.

And the proof popped up on Jeopardy.

Which, if I’m not mistaken has a larger audience than CNN.

Now, if John King had even a modicum of self-awareness, he probably wouldn’t broadcast the fact that nobody with a life is watching CNN.

But like everybody at his failing cable news channel, John lives in a bubble.

To CNN, RussiaGate and Robert Mueller are the most important stories in America today.

Meanwhile, out in America, nobody gives a rat’s ass.

Hey, John! If contestants on Jeopardy are the “smartest of the smart,” how the hell did your colleague Wolf Blitzer make the cut?

Wolf on Jeopardy

Hahahahaha! Good times.

Honestly, these guys are clowns.

It never occurs to the idiots on CNN that their obsession over RussiaGate isn’t shared by the majority of people living outside of the Fake News Bubble.

But in a way, it’s worse than that.

As I said before, the so-called Mainstream news media – despite their endless perseveration over nonsense like RussiaGate — remain impotent and ineffectual.

Like a tree falling in the middle of forest when nobody is around, CNN doesn’t make a lot of noise.

And when you get down to brass tacks, that’s a problem for them.

You see, CNN made the conscious decision to jettison “objective news reporting” in favor of political advocacy and propaganda.

But propaganda is only effective if you have an audience.

Otherwise, you’re just screaming helplessly at the sky.

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7 thoughts on “They lost on Jeopardy, baby

  • July 7, 2018 at 11:57 am
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    Dianny

    I think you do not understand CNN; or are being too clever by a half.

    CNN has for over 25 years been a propaganda purveyor. they want to “mold public opinion”! Were it not the case Herr Wolfe would’ve been niemat years ago!

    Since your tax $ help keep them going – along with :abc, cbs nbc …. – they are not worried about making a profit. You say “But propaganda is only effective if you have an audience.” I think you know that the same govt that takes my taxes to keep the aforementioned alive also encourages airports, libraries, universities… to play CNN. They have an audience.. I would rather not watch them but every time I visit family I am forced by my “Betters” in DC to watch CNN! More than 24 times a year they have my unwilling eyes!
    Thanks to DEEP STATE I have no choice; and no on else does either!

    “…government IS the problem”!

  • July 7, 2018 at 2:10 pm
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    I sit corrected!

    Now – Where does CNN get the money to make me watch them at my: library, gym, airport, bar….?

    Deep State

    HEY

    I have been known to smile, sometimes I even laugh

  • July 7, 2018 at 8:18 pm
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    Whenever a lib tries to tell me something isn’t funny, I point at them and laugh out loud!

  • July 8, 2018 at 11:31 am
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    The media has no moral high ground an longer and not just CNN. All credibility, which always hung by a thin thread, is gone.

    While the Jeopardy exposure made me laugh everytime I see a CNN clip, and often other media too, I weep because they are so dumb and they spread that dumb like manure on roses. EPA ought to declare them gross polluters.

  • July 9, 2018 at 11:40 am
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    If I am forced to watch them i snicker at all they say while wearing my NRA hat

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