I think I pulled a muscle cringing

So, I happened across a grisly bit of news that has me cringing so badly I pulled a muscle.

Odd, but that’s been happening a lot recently.

And just when I think it’s safe to stop cringing I stumble onto something that gets me cringing all over again.

This time, I blame it on this headline from New York Post:

Chelsea Manning shows off her beach body in Vogue.

I don’t know what I was thinking.

Because I clicked the link.

And the cringing began.

If Vogue puts Bradley Manning on the cover, they better change their name to Vague.

The transgender, former military specialist — thrown in jail for leaking a trove of documents about the American military to WikiLeaks — was photographed by famed shutterbug Annie Leibovitz in a red Norma Kamali one piece, a fashionable nod to the traditional swim suits of the 1950s with a thick halter top and ruched front.

“Thrown in jail for leaking a trove of documents?”

Wow. Way to downplay the fact that he disseminated classified information and was found guilty of the Espionage Act.

And what is it with Annie Leibovitz’s fascination with photographing gender confused men in bathing suits?

First Bruce Jenner for Vanity Fair.

And now Bradley Manning for Vogue.

And just when I thought nothing could make me cringe more than the sight of Bradley in a one-piece, I read this:

Manning said she’s in the process of writing a memoir and plans to move to a Maryland suburb over the next six months.

Sweet merciful Zeus.

Can you imagine a memoir by this guy?

Half of it will be emojis.

Okay. I’m done. I have to lie down and rest my muscles in anticipation for the next time cringing makes them seize.

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11 thoughts on “I think I pulled a muscle cringing

  • August 10, 2017 at 3:15 pm
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    Checking out Chelsea Manning’s “beach ready body”, would be like signing up for a Caitlyn Jenner Victoria’s Secret shoot.
    If Johnny Cash were alive, he’d have to change his song to “Mama Sang Bass”.

    • August 10, 2017 at 3:31 pm
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      And even in the late 60s, we all thought “A Boy Named Sue” was funny. Who knew it would become reality?

  • August 10, 2017 at 3:18 pm
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    And please take pity on whomever gives Chelsea her “Brazilian”!

    • August 11, 2017 at 12:16 am
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      I just happen to know a wonderful manicurist/dominatrix who would just love to give him a Brazilian. She could probably be coerced into posting online his looks of sheer agony and abject terror while she whipped him into line as well!

    • August 11, 2017 at 3:27 pm
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      Laughed out loud at the Brazilian comment!

  • August 10, 2017 at 4:01 pm
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    Chelsea’s comment, “I guess this is what freedom looks like.” No, Chelsea. That’s what delusion and mental disease looks like. Freedom looks like the soldiers you turned your back on.

  • August 10, 2017 at 11:47 pm
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    “The Ultimate Guide to Package Management” – love it!

    Remember Little Anthony and the Imperials’ classic “Just Two Kinds of People in the World”? It would be condemned as “hate speech” today.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urQSEEQ7690

  • August 11, 2017 at 12:12 am
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    Freedom from reality, perhaps…

  • August 11, 2017 at 12:37 pm
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    I’m pretty sure Bill Clinton would still GO FOR IT !

  • August 11, 2017 at 3:28 pm
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    And just think, our tax money went to pay for this freak’s “transition”. How comforting.

  • August 12, 2017 at 11:07 am
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    It’ll get a fatal case of lead poisoning if it starts making public appearances.

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