Thirsty Rerun Abrams really wants that VP slot

Thirsty Rerun Abrams really wants that VP slot

Rerun Abrams is thirsty folks.

Really, really thirsty.

Despite the fact that she has no discernable qualifications and brings absolutely nothing to the ticket, Rerun Abrams believes that she is the best pick in the Dementia Joe VP sweepstakes.

Why?

Because she was an inquisitive young person and someone who spent the last twenty years thinking.

Yeah, okay.

Rerun Abrams is making the same mistake Hillary Clinton made — she believes the media hype surrounding her.

So if one of these media talking heads crows about how extremely qualified she is, Rerun says to herself, “Well, then I must be extremely qualified!”

Personally, I am mystified by the tongue-bath news personalities give this former state legislator and election loser who thinks she should be VP because she spent “the last twenty years thinking.”

Then again, as I said back in January 2019, for Democrats, failure is a resume-enhancer.

The ideals that built this country – success, hard work, effort, gutting it up and trying harder – these are repugnant to Democrats.

Instead, they embrace Victimhood.

And what better way to be a victim than to fail?

All you have to do is claim you failed due to “systemic racism” or “a rigged system” or “white privilege” and PRESTO!

You become the Hero is your own Victim Psycho-Drama.

Frankly, I don’t know who is more thirsty here – Rerun Abrams or the news media. And for the life of me, I cannot wrap my head around why the media is acting as her personal fluffers.

Yesterday, Jake Tapper interviewed Rerun Abrams on her possibly becoming Biden’s VP, and Eddie Scarry – author of the book Privileged Victims: How America’s Culture Fascists Hijacked the Country and Elevated Its Worst People – had the very best response to it.

Seriously?! Al Sharpton is going to “endorse” Rerun Abrams for the VP slot?  Good grief, is that ironic or what?  She is, after all, the person I call the Female Al Sharpton.  Two useless losers the media and the Democrats bend over backwards to appease.

It’s like “The Emperor’s New Clothes,” really.

Normal people look at Rerun Abrams and think, “Are you serious with this? The woman lost the governor’s race, refused to concede, and spent the next several months pretending she actually won.  How does that make her ‘extremely qualified’ to be Vice President?  Why are you guys taking this clown seriously?!”

Whereas the Democrats and their Handmaids in the Media look at Rerun Abrams and think, “Superstar!”

When the only thing propping you up is a thoroughly distrusted corporate news media, you’re destined for inevitable failure.  Just ask Beto.  Or Michael Avenatti.

Given how desperate the Biden campaign and the DNC are to find someone who can step into the breach and become President when their senile nominee finally spontaneously combusts, I’d be stunned if they let him pick such a lightweight nobody like Rerun Abrams.

Then again, as we’ve already seen, the Biden campaign isn’t exactly known for their whip-smart ideas.

And given the fact that Team Biden seems unusually reliant on the news media to frame its campaign and flog for their candidate, they just might get suckered into picking this supremely unqualified clown.

Which, I gotta be honest, would be all kinds of hilarious.

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14 thoughts on “Thirsty Rerun Abrams really wants that VP slot

  • April 27, 2020 at 10:59 am
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    The Manatee gets lots of fawning coverage in the Atlanta TV market, too. But that’s no big surprise considering Atlanta’s political bent.

  • April 27, 2020 at 11:55 am
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    It’s almost sad how desperate this woman is for some position of power. She’s the black version of Hilary.

  • April 27, 2020 at 1:11 pm
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    Dianny, the next time you decide to create a mashup similar to the one like ‘Rerun’ and Stacey Adams please post a warning on your website. When I opened it and saw that face staring out at me, almost larger than life, I almost had a heart attack.

    Thank you,
    A Big Fan (though not as big as Stacey)

  • April 27, 2020 at 1:13 pm
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    Dianny’s image “Vapid Henry” is at American Thinker.

  • April 27, 2020 at 2:14 pm
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    Flag burning racist. A shoe-in for the ticket.

  • April 27, 2020 at 8:34 pm
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    I really hope Fingers picks Rerun. Neither has any talent or character which sums up the Dems perfectly.

  • April 28, 2020 at 6:19 am
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    It wouldn’t surprise me at all if M1 Abrams actually has something to “fluff”.

  • April 28, 2020 at 8:18 am
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    A presidential candidate with a mind already in a vegetative state paired with a beast of burden who can eat corn on the cob through a picket fence. The thought is just so terrible.

  • April 28, 2020 at 9:04 am
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    If Tank Abrams ever did waddle into the White House (God forbid!), the first thing she’d do would be to stretch that crazy Oval Office out into a big ‘ol circle, like it should have been all along.

  • April 28, 2020 at 7:49 pm
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    Tank and Mike Tyson use the same dental clinic, their specialty is parting the teef in the middle. Makes it easier to spit watermelon seeds in a direct line w/good flow…

    Go ahead, call me racist, still funneh….

    • April 28, 2020 at 8:17 pm
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      I love your comment about Tank & Mike Tyson!!!!

      • April 28, 2020 at 9:28 pm
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        thanks, every time I see either one of them, that is my first thought.

  • April 28, 2020 at 8:04 pm
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    Spacey Stacey, the black version of Hillary Clinton. She’s never going away either.

  • April 29, 2020 at 11:10 am
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    A sore loser is still a loser

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