This guy’s a Bishop like Al Sharpton is a Reverend

You know, I always thought if you called yourself a Bishop or a Reverend, you were a man of God.

Silly me.

There’s this hateful little bigot on Twitter who goes by the name Bishop Talbert Swan.

But he doesn’t seem very Bishopy to me.

Maybe he calls himself Bishop because he can only walk in a diagonal line. Who knows?

But Mr. Bishop of the Church of Hateful Tweets sent out this little gem yesterday:

“You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you.” – Matthew 5:43-44

Or, in Talbert Swan’s translation, it goes something like this.

“You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I tell you, damn straight. Grab that can of Raid and get those Trumpkins!”

Yes, that certainly is one way to point out to the “Bishop” that people who support Trump are a bit more diverse than his close-minded bigotry will admit.

To which Bishop Talbert Swan responded in the most Bishopy way imaginable.

He also appears to be on a “no Jesus” diet too.

This guy is as much a Bishop as Al Sharpton is a Reverend.

I’ve decided to call myself The Most High Holy Cardinal Dianny.

Does anybody mind?

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4 thoughts on “This guy’s a Bishop like Al Sharpton is a Reverend

  • June 3, 2018 at 1:09 pm
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    If he’s a bishop then I’m changing to “Pope Hoagie I”. And I’m a Lutheran so good luck with that.

  • June 3, 2018 at 4:13 pm
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    Yep! Sounds like your typical liberal.

  • June 3, 2018 at 5:47 pm
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    I read somewhere that some bishops are pedophiles so I would suggest checking this guy’s background.

  • June 4, 2018 at 5:01 pm
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    He took “Bishop” because “Messiah” was already in use–and obongo isn’t giving it back to anyone for any price.

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