This has not been a good week for Jim Acosta

Jim Acota

Jim Acosta just can’t catch a break.

It seems as if the whole world is out to get him.

First he’s herded out of the Oval Office before stinky old President Trump can even answer his question about the Cohen tape!

I mean, come on!

Just because he was rudely shouting after they told him the press time was over doesn’t mean he should be herded out of the Oval Office!

Don’t the White House communications people know how important he is?!

Don’t they know that the world revolves around Jim Acosta!

It’s all their fault he had to go on CNN and cry about how rudely they treated him when he was rudely shouting questions!!!

And if that wasn’t bad enough, the people at Trump’s Tampa rally shouted at him!

They shouted at Jim Acosta!!!!

And they were super rude!

Which, is ironic when you think about it.

I mean who knew Jim wouldn’t like that?

It was awful, really.

Only people at Trump rallies behave that way.

No…

Wait…

In Jim Acosta’s world, the only thing that matters is, well, Jim Acosta.

Why don’t we all see that?!

Don’t we know that in the grand scheme of things he is the single most important news story to happen since, well, the Great Flood?!

And if that isn’t bad enough, that meanie-meanie-jelly-beanie Sean Hannity was being BIASED on his show last night.

BIASED!!! Against Jim Acosta!!!

See, what upset poor Jim is that Hannity had the temerity to spend airtime on Jim Acosta!

After Jim Acosta spent airtime on himself!!!

Poor chap.

After making himself the story, Jim can’t handle the fact that Sean Hannity … made Jim the story.

The guy just can’t catch a break!

What’s terrifically pathetic about Jim’s really terrible week is he has no idea that he is the author of it.

Not Trump.

Not Sean Hannity.

Not the Tampa crowd yelling “CNN Sucks!”

No.

Jim brought this on himself.

So long as he insists on making himself the story, he isn’t a reporter. And he certainly isn’t a “journalist.”

Instead, he’s a self-absorbed, self-aggrandizing victim of his own inept and biased advocacy.

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One thought on “This has not been a good week for Jim Acosta

  • August 3, 2018 at 10:54 am
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    Psst…Jim…the public isn’t warped about the press. You guys made perception a reality.

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