This is the British Resistance?! LOL!

Behold the British ResistanceLOL.

British Resistance

I don’t mean to pick nits, but why in the name of sweet fancy Moses should we give a crap that the British Freak Brigade doesn’t like our President?

What the hell are they going to do about it? Invade America and overthrow Donald Trump?

Yeah. I’m shaking in my boots.

On the plus side, when their invasion doesn’t even make to shore, at least they’d have a handy flotation device.

But given how tiny that balloon is, not everybody would be spared from drowning.

We already stopped the British two hundred and forty years ago back in the powdered wig days.

I think we can easily best a bunch of mincing pansies in brightly colored wigs, don’t you?

After all, we own guns while that freak show can’t even possess knives, screwdrivers, scissors or a corkscrew.

Which means they couldn’t even join the Swiss Army.

And if this is the fighting style of the British ResistanceLOL, I think even my 86-year-old mother could kick some Limey ass.

That is just pathetic.

Watching that clip makes me think of this scene from “Ugly Betty.”

 
I think we’ve zeroed in on why Islamic radicals have been able to invade the UK without meeting any resistance.

Because that my friends is the British ResistanceLOL.

You’d think the Nellie Battalion there would realize that they have more to fear from Islamic radicals in the UK than they do the American President.

And if they don’t realize that, maybe they should take their clown show to a predominantly Muslim neighborhood and see how the residents react to a gaggle of weirdos dressed like extras from “The Adventures of Priscilla — Queen of the Desert.”

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9 thoughts on “This is the British Resistance?! LOL!

  • July 14, 2018 at 1:23 pm
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    I wonder why the British are protesting the President?
    Could it be that actual leadership bothers them?

  • July 14, 2018 at 11:12 pm
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    Once again, a gaggle of demonstrators
    failed to pick up all their own trash.

  • July 14, 2018 at 11:25 pm
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    I spent 2 years in the land of the dentally challenged Brits, and they didn’t like us anymore then, than they seem to now. They had no problem with us intervening between them and their German cousins, (at least twice), though. The saying “Overpaid, oversexed, and over here!” was a complaint about US servicemen from 1918 until the late 70’s, at least. Never ones to stay where we are not wanted, I can think of several US airbases in the UK that need to be closed, and the massive dollars spent there repatriated. Nothing left to resist, except those pesky Germans and Russians, but hey, at least they are not Donald Trump!

  • July 15, 2018 at 12:46 am
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    Breaking news…Supreme Court nominee Kavanaugh reported to have eaten his spaghetti topped with ketchup while attending college.

  • July 15, 2018 at 6:32 am
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    That photo up top is the perfect example and definition of “Man Spreading”.
    LMAO

  • July 15, 2018 at 7:15 am
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    I saw The Rocky Horror Picture Show forty years ago. It was stale then.

  • July 15, 2018 at 8:11 am
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    The attack upon the free nations of the world that are not fully socialist is as much a mental one as it is political. These protests of the fringe left serve to make any opposition stay away. They seek protected status in terms of free speech and therefore are ‘above the law’ as long as they confine their outbursts to their opposition. This serves a second purpose however.

    The islamic hordes that are infiltrating Britain and the United States share this ‘protected’ status. The muslims exploit this societal protection and use it to spread their doctrine of islam and to introduce sharia into our communities. Meanwhile, the right is suppressed and are not allowed to even speak in public, lest they offend someone. After all, we are such terrible people…Right??????

    It is truly sad to see England falling victim to the same horde mentality as the United States is. This liberal ‘think speak’ attack is breaking down the doors of public opinion and instituting a one sided dialogue that is more anti-America, or Anti-Britain than anything else. As long as they, the left, can continue eroding the real backbone of these nations by driving the right from the public square, we are on defense and will be.

    Trump’s election symbolizes resistance to the progressive movement and the powers behind this left wing freak show will continue pushing and prodding them to demonstrate all the while this invasion of the heathens from other places in the world continues unabated.

    I hope to hell we can turn this ship of state around.

  • July 15, 2018 at 9:21 am
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    There has always been, and probably always will be, a certain percentage of any countries populace that is unhinged, uneducated and unchangeable. In a so called free country we have to endure these freaks.
    A generation has passed in America without a strong leader. That situation changed in 2016. The screeching harpie crowd has never been confronted with a strong ethical law enforcing leader and cannot come to grip with the fact that laws must be enforced.
    I do not care how or what this feral crowd thinks. Their appearance and actions disgust me.

    I have had the honor to serve under a British Colonel in Iraq. The man was a true warrior, dedicated, intelligent and honest to a fault. Honesty is a virtue scarce in a environment where millions of US tax dollars are being spent without much oversight. The colonels contingent of Brits all had the same ethics. I strongly feel that when the time comes the British military will rise up and reclaim their country. It will be brutal, bloody and decisive. Liberals will howl, the damn UN will scream and Joe Pubic will rejoice. It’s coming, slowly but surely this crowd of feral idiots is pushing the righteous to their limits.

  • July 15, 2018 at 9:31 am
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    This thread made me laugh and cry. Dianny and the subsequent comments are spot on. That last tweet nailed it completely.

    However I cannot help but weep for the West.

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