Those who can’t, teach!

Did you hear that Hillary Clinton is in talks with Columbia University to return to academia?

So I guess it’s true.

Those who can, do. And those who can’t, teach.

Part of the negotiations also includes Columbia possibly housing Hillary’s archives.

Which, frankly, puzzles me.

I had no idea there were any archives that survived the BleachBit.

I suppose WikiLeaks could donate the Podesta Emails.

Either way, they’re not going to need a very big house.

From the Daily News:

One option under discussion is an esteemed “University Professor” role that would allow Clinton to lecture across a range of schools and departments without the requirement of a strict course load, one source said.
 
A former law professor, Clinton could maintain the vaunted but vague role indefinitely or decide at a later date she wants to settle at Columbia’s celebrated law school or maybe the School of International and Public Affairs, the source said.

And what, pray tell, would Hillary Clinton teach?

Advanced Obstruction?

Document Handling in the Digital Age?

Or perhaps she can teach a class in “How to Get Away with Murder.”

I’m trying to imagine having to listen to that voice for an hour-long lecture three times a week, and … no thank you!

But I do hope Columbia keeps in mind that they’re not just going to be paying Hillary to teach. They’ll also have to pay Nick Merrill and at least a half dozen other people to actually write the lesson plans and lectures.

Something tells me, however, that Hillary will not sign on.

After all, it isn’t as if she can charge Columbia two-hundred and fifty grand for each lecture.

Teach

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5 thoughts on “Those who can’t, teach!

  • October 14, 2017 at 10:26 am
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    “A former law professor,…”

    HAHAHAHAHAW!!

  • October 14, 2017 at 7:31 pm
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    What would she teach? 16th century Italian literature?

  • October 15, 2017 at 9:55 am
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    her classes could include;
    how to set up a phony nonprofit charity worth millions
    how to get away with murder
    Eliminate witness the easy way
    Uranium sales for dummies
    How to steal a reset button
    How to make millions on a government salary
    Lose six billion in funds and how to get away with it.
    just to name a few

    • October 15, 2017 at 7:56 pm
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      LOL!

  • October 15, 2017 at 8:05 pm
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    I taught at 2 community colleges in the 80’s – Accounting and Computer Science. As I turned into a conservative, thanks to my honey, I couldn’t stand it anymore. Hillary will fit right in, with a phalanx of staff to do the real work.

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