You know, back in October of 2017, I said that the ResistanceLOLthinks Robert Mueller is their Super Hero come to save the day.
For the victims of Trump Derangement Syndrome, Mueller is Jesus, Santa Claus and Superman all rolled into one.
But it’s worse than that. These people are actually buying Robert Mueller prayer candles for pity’s sake.
They believed – as in deep abiding faith believed – that Robert Mueller and his band of assorted Clinton-supporting shysters would descend from the heavens and save them from the meanie-meanie-jelly-beanie Trump.
But things aren’t turning out the way the ResistanceLOLhad hoped, my friends.
Lighting all those Mueller prayer candles doesn’t seem to have made a damn bit of difference.
Though, that might explain why these folks think “thoughts and prayers” don’t work.
Their Savior is not going to part the clouds and ride to the rescue while hurling bolts of lightning at the White House.
ABC News is reporting that Mueller is wrapping up his
investigation witch hunt and, sorry kids, no additional indictments are forthcoming.
And the folks at MSNBC are now officially on suicide watch.
Watch Mika Brzezinski realize what she’s reading about there likely won’t be any more indictments from the Mueller investigation. 😂pic.twitter.com/zjUj0NcXb1— Andrea Ruth (@AndreaNRuth) March 22, 2019
Two years of breathless excitement from these tinfoil hat-wearing cranks.
And for what?
These guys spent two years wielding the Mueller
investigation witch hunt like a weapon in order to take Trump out.
And now that their prayer candles failed them, what is their biggest concern?
How President Trump plans to weaponize the Mueller report. https://t.co/SMDVZTtnXt— MSNBC (@MSNBC) March 21, 2019
These people are pathetic. They really are.
Over the last two years, the morons at MSNBC quivered with excitement every time Mueller so much as passed gas. They did end zone dances over every process crime indictment this witch hunt caused.
They were so certain that Robert Mueller would be the deus ex machina — turning up in the nick of time to rescue them from the Trump Presidency. And now that dream is falling apart like an old sweater in the spin cycle.
I don’t know whether to feel sorry for them or laugh my ass off.
Here’s why the prospect of President Trump weaponizing the Mueller report angers them so much. They desperately want the report weaponized. Only they wanted to be the ones to wield it.
And now that it’s looking like President Trump will have that honor, they’re shrieking “NO FAIR!!!”
You know what? Pound sand, you assholes.
Personally, I’d love it if President Trump did an Oval Office address during prime time where he spiked a football and did a little a victory dance.
The fact is, after the river of crap you idiots have dumped on him since the night of November 8, 2016, Trump’s earned the right to gloat.
Meanwhile, the hacks at CNN, MSNBC, the Washington Post and the New York Times have earned nothing but scorn and derision.
So suck on it, you creeps.
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