You could title your memoir anything and you choose What Happened?

I’m beginning to suspect that Hillary Clinton is hard-wired to always make the wrong decision.

And just to prove I’m right, take a gander at the title she’s chosen for her third memoir.

what happened

Are you kidding me?

Now, I don’t know if this title was her idea or the brainchild of her army of ghostwriters.

But What Happened is a really stupid title.

Seriously, Hillary. You could give your memoir any title in the world, and you choose What Happened?

Personally, I prefer the title I gave your memoir way back in November: Rode Hard.

And is it What Happened with a question mark?

Or is it What Happened as in “here’s my latest string of excuses for losing?”

Given how easily Hillary can collapse into a dazed heap, I’d add the question mark. Actually, I’d add a question mark and exclamation point.

As in: “What happened?!”

But knowing Hillary’s obsession with her loss, I think the true meaning is, “here’s my latest string of excuses for losing.”

So let me help Hillary out.

I’ve said for months now that I can pinpoint the exact time Hillary Clinton lost.

It wasn’t when WikiLeaks released the Podesta emails.

And it wasn’t when James Comey reopened the investigation into Hillary’s mishandling of classified documents.

No.

Hillary Clinton lost on the weekend of September 9, 2016.

What happened?

Glad you asked, Hillary.

Two things happened.

First, Hillary went to a swanky Manhattan fundraiser hosted by Cher and – in full view of cameras — told the assembled elitist snobs that half of Donald Trump’s supporters belong in a basket of deplorables.

To the delighted laughter and applause of her donors, she called us racist, xenophobic, sexist, homophobic, Islamophobic and irredeemable.

Then, two days later – once again in full view of cameras – Hillary collapsed like a sack of potatoes while Secret Service attempted to hoist her inert carcass into her Scooby van.

And those two events from the weekend of September 9, 2016 cost Hillary Clinton the election.

Period.

See what I did there, Hillary?

I was able to answer the question “What Happened” in 95 words.

Can I have your seven figure advance now?

Nobody wants to suffer through a ghostwritten memoir replete with bitter, spiteful musings over how Hillary was done wrong.

But sadly, that pretty much describes the entire focus of Hillary Clinton’s life right now.

She’s become obsessed over her humiliating loss.

And even now, she cannot let go of it.

As I said lo these many months ago, there’s nothing worse than a chick that won’t let go.

I’m sure you know someone who got dumped. And months later still couldn’t let go of it.
 
You know the ones I’m talking about.
 
They ruin every social gathering by endlessly complaining about their exes.
 
I’ve been dumped a couple times in my life. Mostly I did the dumping.
 
But on those occasions when I got dumped, I’ll admit. It stung.
 
I learned pretty damn fast that after the initial shock, none of my friends wanted to hear about it anymore.
 
Fortunately, I had good friends who were kind enough to say to me, “Dianny. You have to let this go and move on.”

But Hillary can’t let go. And she can’t move on.

Instead, she’s decided to memorialize her endless bitching into a memoir.

And to be perfectly honest with you.

It’s so completely pathetic, I almost feel sorry for the woman.

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11 thoughts on “You could title your memoir anything and you choose What Happened?

  • July 27, 2017 at 2:14 pm
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    She should just call it Shit Happened and she can play the title character.
    EFFORTLESSLY

  • July 27, 2017 at 2:14 pm
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    And with her current downslide of career, appearance and health, she could easily title it, “What’s Happening?”

    • July 27, 2017 at 2:23 pm
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      That’s an unacceptable insult to Rerun, Shirley, and Dee…..
      Say you’re sorry !

      • July 27, 2017 at 5:08 pm
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        My apologies to Rerun, et al.
        Good quality TV should never be mocked.

        • July 28, 2017 at 2:24 pm
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          That’s better…….. 🙂

  • July 27, 2017 at 2:48 pm
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    It’s very difficult for me to wrap my head around the notion that an acknowledged pathological liar can write a book, pass it off as truth, and know that there is a readership out there willing to spend money to buy it. I think most regular folk will walk past the new releases counter and go straight to The Far Side section. So unless the teachers’ unions and NEA force it into our public schools as a Common Core textbook, only the intellectually superior crowd of liberal white womxn with college degrees who have the “correct” attitudes toward race, class, and gender will buy her book. And they will be flummoxed when the rest of don’t buy the book; which will reinforce the contempt they share with Hillary for all of us ordinary people whom they see engaged in such arcane activities like going to church, respecting the flag, and teaching manners and a work ethic to our kids — everyday people are so enigmatic to HRC worshipers.

  • July 27, 2017 at 3:55 pm
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    After an appropriate buy from union and leftist organizations to launder and send a little money her way, the book hits the remainder table in 3-2-1…
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  • July 27, 2017 at 4:59 pm
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    You owe me a new pair of pants, I pissed myself laughing at the carcass quip. Oh, that video gets funnier each time I see Empress Cankles being dragged into the van.

  • July 28, 2017 at 3:39 pm
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    Sum it up in 95 words? I can do it in four: “Because she’s a bitch!” Or for the more sensitive among us, a “witch with a capital B”!

  • July 30, 2017 at 10:55 am
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    I’ll bet that even her tombstone will have at least one lie chiseled into it.

  • July 31, 2017 at 12:07 pm
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    They had fun with the Hildebeast’s book on Greg Gutfield’s show Saturday night.

    And yet, there are still some sheeple out there who will fork over $$ to buy this future bird cage liner material.

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