Joe Biden took some time out from nuzzling preschoolers to once again declare that if he was in high school, he’d take Donald Trump behind the gym and “beat the hell out of him.”
Get back to us after you’ve made it to high school, Tough Guy.
Of course the irony here is the groping old perv made these comments at an “anti-sexual assault rally” at the University of Miami.
This is why I don’t take these “rape culture on campus” movements seriously.
If they really object to inappropriate sexual contract, the last person they should invite to speak is a guy who can’t keep his hands to himself.
Having Tough Guy Joe Biden speak at an anti-sexual assault rally makes about as much sense as having Stormy Daniels speak at a conference on chastity.
The only person less appropriate for this kind of venue would be that rapist Bill Clinton.
Now, as far as we know, Tough Guy Joe hasn’t raped anybody.
He just likes to move his wandering hands all over the pre-pubescent bodies of little girls.
Then again, who knows? Maybe Tough Guy Joe’s fixation with going behind the gym holds some deeper meaning.
The big difference between Donald Trump and Joe Biden is pretty obvious.
Trump talked about women letting him do anything to them. Key word here is “letting.”
But with the gropey old codger Joe Biden, that ain’t the case.
We’ve all seen the video footage. Clearly Tough Guy Joe doesn’t wait until girls let him. He just dives in with both hands.
Then again, Tough Guy Joe doesn’t wait for them to reach the age of consent either.
What I find hilarious is how the same students who consider Trump a “bully” actually cheered when Tough Guy Joe fantasized about taking President Trump behind the gym to beat the hell out of him.
Ah well. Do we really expect consistency from the very people who invited a dirty old child-groper to an anti-sexual assault rally?
Of course they cheered.
Personally, I’ll cheer myself hoarse the day a dad whose daughter gets the Joe Biden Treatment beats the living snot out of that decrepit horn-dog.
But the irony just keeps coming. The same Leftie Trump haters who love Tough Guy Joe’s high school gym fantasy went full-on “well, I never” over Trump’s response:
Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 22, 2018
I actually have to hand it to President Trump for showing restraint.
After all, he could have said something about Joe’s handsy perving on little girls. And he didn’t.
As candidate Trump said of Hillary Clinton at their first debate, “When you try to act holier than thou, it really doesn’t work.”
The same thing can be said for Tough Guy Joe Biden.
But, as is always the case, when a Democrat is pointing a finger at someone, three fingers are pointing back at him.
Hat tip Free Beacon.
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