Transpander Fest

Transpander Fest

Last night on CNN, 2020 Democrat candidates for President of the United States came out as Transpander.

Now, don’t confuse this with transgender.  Transgender is when you say you identify as a sex that you are not.

Transpander is when you identify as whatever audience you happen to be speaking to.

When someone is Transpander, he or she will wax lovingly about God and salvation when speaking in a church.  But then, when speaking to a collection of LGBT-MOUSE at a CNN town hall, will declare churches who oppose same-sex marriage must be stripped of their First Amendment religious freedom.

I’m not sure if there is a psychological term for Transpanderism.  Perhaps “Desperate Candidate Disorder.”

Transpanders are known to vehemently oppose the consumption of meat while appearing at a CNN town hall on Climate Change then instantly transform to down home carnivores when appearing at an Iowa steak fry.

It’s almost as if the Democrats are trying to lose to Trump in 2020.

Other than weary travelers stuck at the airport and conservatives hoping to glean unbelievably insane video clips, I don’t know if anybody watched last night’s CNN “LGBT Town Hall.”

But then again, does anybody watch CNN anymore?

And there were oodles of insane video clips to be had. I saw tons of them on Twitter.

Kamala Harris started off by providing her pronouns: “She/Her.”

Which came as a surprise me to. I was expecting her pronouns to be “Top/Tier.”

Beto O’Rourke won the prize for “Candidate most likely to say the quiet parts out loud” when he proclaimed that any religious institution that does not adhere to the religious edicts laid down by the Federal Government and allow same-sex marriage would be forthwith stripped of its tax exempt status (though probably not Mosques).

Sure, it violates the First Amendment.  But this is the guy who “hell, yes,” wants to violate the Second Amendment.  So nobody was at all surprised.

Meanwhile, Senator Cory Spartacus vowed to prevent white supremacist terror attacks like the one at the Pulse nightclub in 2016.

Because we all know when Omar Mateen shot up the Pulse nightclub he declared his allegiance to George Lincoln Rockwell.

Wait… that’s not right.

What was utterly surprising to me was Grade A Transpander Liz Warren didn’t recount that terrible time she was fired for being visibly transgender. I guess she was off her game last night.

She did, however, assume that the only Christians who oppose gay marriage are men.

“Well, I’m gonna assume it’s a guy who said that.”  Sure, Liz.  Only men oppose same sex marriage for religious reasons.  I’m sure that will come as a shock to the Little Sisters of the Poor.

But listen to Transpander Liz’s vitriolic nastiness towards people of faith.

Because when you’re busy pandering to gays, you have to attack Christians.  Of course next time Liz campaigns at a church, she’ll transpander again and pretend she doesn’t despise Christians. Unless of course she’s at a Unitarian church.

Frankly, I don’t understand why CNN keeps airing these town halls. Don’t they want a Democrat to win in 2020? Giving voters yet another chance to see just how extreme and authoritarian these pandering prats are seems like a tremendously bad idea.

But keep on doing it, CNN.

In your desperate attempt to give the 2020 Democrats an opportunity to pander endlessly while embracing Identity Politics, you’re giving normal Americans another reason to cast their vote for President Trump.

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5 thoughts on “Transpander Fest

  • October 11, 2019 at 11:48 am
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    I’ve never noticed anyone actually watching or listening to CNN in an airport….. they’re all too busy looking at their phones.

  • October 11, 2019 at 2:33 pm
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    Okay, CNN may have First Amendment privileges like everyone. But must the 55″ HDTV directly in front of the stationary bike I am using at the gym be tuned to CNN — with closed captioning ON?

    Maybe there’s a quote about defending someone’s right to free speech, but someone not having the right to make anyone listen

    ..

  • October 11, 2019 at 5:29 pm
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    As you have stated so eloquently, let these pandidates continue to spew their meaningless platitudes to each group they encounter, regardless of any conflict with the last promise (lie) uttered. Perhaps a little background music, “candidate in the wind” (sorry Elton) would help clarify that each and every Democrat cares not one whit about people and the nation, only about their own power and enrichment. Though the phrase “never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups” comes to mind, my fervent hope is that Americans (the legal ones, at least) recognize this troupe of unqualified hacks for what they really are, and cast informed votes just over one year from now.

  • October 11, 2019 at 5:47 pm
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    Your “transpander” is priceless…love it. Is there a set of pronouns that goes with that? In this Age of Wokeness (doesn’t quite have the ring of Age of Aquarius), I sure don’t want to offend a transpanderite or insult the whole of transpanderism by using improper sobriquets.

  • October 12, 2019 at 9:06 am
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    I’m going to steal that LGBT MOUSE line and choke my moronic family with it. They start their unending California lib garbage at every family get together, Ok D.?

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