Stop the presses! Trump said PUSSY!!!!

So the big story today is a leaked audio recording from eleven years ago in which Donald Trump talked like a typical guy around other typical guys.

And we’re supposed to what exactly?

Be horrified?

Sweet merciful Zeus! Trump said pussy!!!

Listen, I worked for ten years at a landscape construction company. Believe me. I have heard guys talk like guys. And somehow I managed to live my life without anything horrible happening to me.

I heard the word pussy tossed around so much, you’d think I worked on a cat farm.

They were good guys. Sure, some of them were a little coarse, and like most men in their twenties, a bit sex obsessed.

But they were good at their work and they always treated me with respect. Always.

The truth is, if I have to choose between a President who eleven years ago used some ribald language when talking to other guys or choosing a President whose husband sexually assaulted women, I’ll pick the ribald guy. Every time.

Especially when you consider that the woman in question enabled her husband’s vile behavior (not language, ladies and gents: behavior). Worse still, she had a habit of trying to harass and destroy the women who fell victim to her disgusting pig of a husband.

And, newsflash, folks.

Girls can get a little ribald too.

We talk about guys’ asses, their pecs, and their package.

Every time a friend of mine shares this picture on Facebook, I am overwhelmed with the desire to send her a fruit basket as a thank you.

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Lord have mercy.

Maybe it’s the Scot in me, but … man oh man.

Speaking of pussies.

Nothing gets my ribald going quite like an IDF soldier holding a kitten.

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I never expect men to behave like emasculated metrosexuals when they’re alone together.

But then again, I’m not a Liberal feminist ball-busting woman.

Like this broad:

Yes, Hillary. Trump said pussy and that’s horrific.

Horrific, I tell you!!!

This coming from a woman whose husband has done far worse than say a word.

I mean, when he told Paula Jones to “touch it,” I doubt very highly he meant his nose.

I am absolutely certain Bill has said far worse to and about women

Though, never to or about Hillary.

Keep in mind, this is the woman who yukked it up about a rapist who sexually assaulted a twelve-year-old girl. Laughed about the fact that her DNA was found in his underwear.

She laughed. Laughed about getting him off with time served for raping a child. And she laughed about it in a radio interview no less.

If Trump saying pussy is horrific, Hillary, then how should we feel about a woman who called Jesse Jackson a “God-damned nigger?” Isn’t that a wee bit horrific too? Wouldn’t you say it is horrific to call a bunch of handicapped children “f*cking retards?”

How desperate is Hillary Clinton that she would believe that Trump saying pussy would be an earth-shattering, game-changing mega-scandal?

Suddenly I am thinking of that verse about trying to take the sliver out of one man’s eye when all the while there is a plank in your own.

Maybe it is Hillary’s startling lack of self-awareness that prevents her from seeing that going down this road is not a particularly good idea for her.

Or maybe it’s just that Hillary’s ambition has so blinded her that she’s lost the ability to measure benefits versus costs.

Though she may rile up her faithful feminist base, the costs to her campaign may make harping on this a tad dangerous for her.

In responding to this idiotic “explosive breaking news,” Donald Trump released the following statement:

“This was locker room banter, a private conversation that took place many years ago. Bill Clinton has said far worse to me on the golf course – not even close. I apologize if anyone was offended.”

Hillary and her army of oppo-research pond scum opened the door. And Donald Trump, God bless him, stepped right through.

As Trump himself said to Hillary in the first debate, “When you try to act holier than thou, it really doesn’t work.”

Hillary has no moral high ground. She is so far down below the moral high ground, she couldn’t see it with binoculars.

Donald Trump has been in the spotlight for more than three decades. We all know he was a womanizer. Just like we all know that he bragged about his conquests.

Unlike Bill or Hillary Clinton, Trump has never denied his past or tried to pretend to be someone he is not.

I don’t think this “horrific” locker room talk is going to have the desired effect Hillary is banking on. Especially in light of the more explosive story that broke a short time later.

The coy, teasing Julian Assange has begun to release the promised hacked emails Team Clinton has been dreading.

Just a few hours ago, WikiLeaks released the first of thousands of hacked emails from Hillary’s BFF John Podesta. Though I have only seen bits of them thus far, it is blindingly obvious the contents are going to hurt the Dowager Duchess of Chappaqua.

And they’re going to hurt her far more than leaked audio of Donald Trump talking guy talk with other guys.

This hacked information will be, dare I say it? Horrific.

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14 thoughts on “Stop the presses! Trump said PUSSY!!!!

  • October 7, 2016 at 10:11 pm
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    …Cat farm. lololololol

  • October 7, 2016 at 10:53 pm
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    So, only more real folks will vote for him. And, cat farm, I agree. LMAO!

  • October 7, 2016 at 11:58 pm
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    Stop saying “cat farm!” The proper term is ‘ranch’. And the regular customers, like Bill Clinton, will point out that the ladies who work there are very particular about the terminology.

  • October 8, 2016 at 12:27 am
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    Of all the things that Hillary could use to go after Trump, it’s baffling to me why she would focus so much on Trump’s (admittedly) checkered past with women, given her experience with 12 yr. old rape victims, sexual assault victims of her sexual predator husband, and her personal efforts to demean, disgrace, discredit, and destroy those bimbos, er, victims!

  • October 8, 2016 at 3:21 am
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    ” I heard the word pussy tossed around so much, you’d think I worked on a cat farm. ”
    Classic Line! And I’ve been there too….

  • October 8, 2016 at 8:39 am
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    Hillary has probably said that word more times during one of her all night sessions with Huma than Trump has used in the past 20 years.

    What’s next? Somebody will remember him in 2nd Grade calling another student “A stupid poopy head”? That will be front page lead at the Times or the Post

    • October 9, 2016 at 3:29 pm
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      Hillary should know all about pussy talk. Gennifer Flowers on Bill Clinton: ‘He said Hillary had eaten more pussy than he had’

  • October 8, 2016 at 9:57 am
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    Today’s Chicago tribune had, of course, the Cubs on the front page but also the Donald Trump story a bit below the fold. The Hillary Clinton / John Podesta leaked emails are on the bottom of page 5 with the headline “Purported Clinton speeches leaked in hacking tied to Russia”. Why my husband continues to get and read this rag is beyond my comprehension.

  • October 8, 2016 at 10:18 am
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    Didn’t the libs scoff at us during Clinton’s impeachment that ‘it was only sex?” Sex is worse now?

  • October 8, 2016 at 11:44 am
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    I smell desperation, like a dirty litter box. from “Camp Clinton”. Pussy? What pussy?

  • October 8, 2016 at 1:46 pm
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    ON a related note. Have you noticed that certain Politically Correct Minded Persons/Police (PCMP) are making huge strives to SHUN people like religions of the past? And have you noticed how certain PCMP make a huge deal about what someone thinks or says, much more than what a person ACTUALLY DOES? Is Pre-Crime and Post-Crime by way of improper “thoughts and opinions” now become much more close to how our society operates?

  • October 8, 2016 at 2:52 pm
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    Using the word ‘pussy’ isn’t horrific, it’s a warm, gentle word replacing other words.

    Standing by while four Americans are murdered by muslims and not lifting a finger to save them, and then lying about it, THAT is horrific, bitch!

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