Turns out Liz is less Indian than the average American
In an effort to prove Donald Trump wrong for mocking her so-called Indian heritage, Elizabeth Warren released the results of a DNA test showing she has the teeniest smidge of Indian blood.
So teeny in fact, she falls well below the average among Americans.
NARRATIVE BUSTER:
According to a comprehensive DNA study by the Genetic Literacy Project, an average White person in America has 0.18 percent Native American DNA.
This means Sen. Warren has statistically *less* Indian DNA than the avg. white American
Humiliating self-own here
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) October 15, 2018
Here is the study. Read it yourself. Last time I checked, 0.18% is lots more than the 0.098% Warren is victoriously claiming. https://t.co/9Se0E8DSn2
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) October 15, 2018
Yet, for some reason, Liz thinks she’s put the matter to rest.
So let me get this straight, according to the New York Times, Warren's DNA results possibly reveal that she's possibly *less* Native American than the average white American? Amazing. https://t.co/4NiPFwCAjX
— Mark Hemingway (@Heminator) October 15, 2018
Wow.
Talk about debunking your own claims in an effort to prove them.
So I guess President Trump was onto something when he said he had more Indian blood in him that Pocahontas. Turns out most of us do.
Whose brilliant idea was it to let Liz stick her neck out like this?
Somewhere, in a Senate room, Elizabeth Warren and at least one staff member must have thought, “This DNA test is a great idea. That’ll show em!” Because she’s 1/1,024 Native American.
That might be my favorite part in all of this.
— Britt McHenry (@BrittMcHenry) October 15, 2018
Of course that isn’t stopping the news media from pretending these paltry results prove Liz had been speaking heap big truth for the last few decades.
Sen. Elizabeth Warren has released the results of a DNA analysis showing she has distant Native American ancestry, which could pre-empt further questions and attacks should she run for president in 2020 https://t.co/N6fMPIYjrv pic.twitter.com/z5K7uQ8rU9
— CNN (@CNN) October 15, 2018
Elizabeth Warren DNA test shows "strong evidence" of Native American ancestor https://t.co/ykjNek4i1q pic.twitter.com/sz6ztwtBxQ
— The Hill (@thehill) October 15, 2018
The only “strong evidence” is that Liz is less Indian than the average American.
But let’s not let facts get in the way.
The point all these reporters are missing is .@elizabethforma possibly being 1/152th Native American and reaping the benefits of minority status over other minorities is a disgrace and will backfire on her because the general public will view her as dishonest. #elizabethwarren
— Michael Henry (@michaelhenry123) October 15, 2018
Elizabeth Warren DNA pitch meeting:
WARREN: I'm an American Indian!
MEDIA: So, like 50%?
W: Lower.
MEDIA: 25%?
W: Actually 0.0976%.
MEDIA: Perfect! And they used Cherokee DNA to test against?
W: Nope!
MEDIA: Any Indian DNA?
W: Mainly Mexican.
MEDIA: These results are solid!— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) October 15, 2018
Imagine if a Republican candidate claimed “Native American ancestry” and it turned out he or she was less Indian than the average American.
Do you think the media would let that go without relentlessly mocking the Republican?
Of course not.
Fave part of Warren possibly being 1/1,024th Native American (that is, less Native Am than avg. white American) is that her 2020 campaign is rolling it out (yes, thanks to a compliant and biased media) as if it's not a complete self-own. How did they think this was a good idea?
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) October 15, 2018
I never thought I would write these words. But I feel sorry for Elizabeth Warren.
Honestly, this is so incredibly pathetic, it’s hard not to pity her.
But I shouldn’t. After all, Warren got herself into this mess by lying.
And her effort to own Trump by proving him wrong really did, as Mollie Hemingway put it, end up being a cataclysmic self-own.
It’s bad enough that she stepped on this rake.
But the fact that she doesn’t seem to realize she just stepped on a rake is what makes this so damn pitiful.
This is like spiking the ball after scoring a touchdown in the other team’s end zone 😭 https://t.co/DdIOLb3Crn
— Allie Beth Stuckey (@conservmillen) October 15, 2018
Here’s the bottom line.
Trump’s attacks on Liz Warren are having a negative effect on her.
If his attacks weren’t working, she never would have done this.
He burrowed so deep under her pasty white skin that Liz reacted without thinking it through.
And that doesn’t bode well for a 2020 run. If Trump get throw her off this early, imagine what he’ll do to her if she actually was the nominee.
But the fact is, Liz’s lie about being Cherokee is the least of her problems going in to 2020.
As Jesse Kelly succinctly put it just a short time ago:
If you had to build a 69 year old feminist that NOBODY wants to be around, it would be Elizabeth Warren. From the Beach Boys haircut to the crazy eyes to the whiny voice. And I'm not saying that to be mean. She's just not likeable.
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) October 15, 2018
Warren isn't ready for prime time. That woman walking into the Rust Belt and stealing it back from Trump? I think not. That's all.
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) October 15, 2018
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Please just let Liz have her “Pow Wow Chow” in peace!! Her squawness chooses to be a Cherokee, so who are we to judge? I choose to be a stately Oak, because I, (unlike Liz), had at least one certifiable Nutter in my family tree. Although I don’t use my (non-white oak) status as a qualifier for special access, I support her claims. Any of you who think she is guilty of “Social Justice Stolen Valor”, are just raycists, homophobes, islamophobes, lgtbtqphobes, and generally ignorant of how things really are. I leaf you to ponder your bigotry, and wonder just how much scathing abuse, (this poor woman) will be bludgeoned with by the insensitive and fearsome Golden Grizzly that is PDJT? I would rather be an oak tree than Liz in 2020
Beach boy haircut. Hahahahaha.
Oh. Its gonna be fun watching Shitting Bull make a joke out of her campaign, if she hadn’t already.
So she’s 1/1000 th Mexican/Colombian/Peruvian.
No wonder she works so hard for illegalaliens.
@m7 I’d rather be a hammer than a nail . . . oh, yes I would . . . LOL!
so…. the Native American Nations that funded her college career and graduate studies ought to sue her for fraud to get their money back
I dunno…I can easily picture her severing joints and scraping flesh from limbs of captured Republican white males with shells like they’re colonists in the Jamestown Massacre of 1622.
Bwahahahahaha… The sites I am visiting are calling her Chief Gray Beaver. I’m crying.
where is my casino????
Appears Lizzie knew “white privilege” was a bunch of bunk and went with the Native American privilege. Thanks for authenticating “white privilege” meme as garbage, Lizzie. You are good for something.
Run the numbers. Warren is (generously) 130lbs. At 1/64th Native American, that would be about 2lbs. At 1/1024th Native American, it would be 2oz.
Elizabeth could poop out her entire Native American heritage after a solid meal.
Her grt, grt, grt, Grandmama should have spit it out and not swallowed. IMHO.