Ugh. Now even milk is racist

Good gracious. You know the Left has lost all reason when even milk is racist.

Got Milk

Who knew?

But a student at Cal State Long Beach has proclaimed just that in an op-ed titled Milk new symbol of hate? for the Onion her college paper.

Staff writer Samantha Diaz claims that it is racist for federal guidelines to include drinking milk because it is not beneficial to non-whites.

Our current federal dietary guidelines urge people to drink three cups of milk a day, according to the 2015-2020 Dietary Guidelines for Americans. The main health benefit of milk is to guard against osteoporosis, a disease that weakens your bones — hence the “stronger bones” rhetoric. While this is a very practical health benefit, osteoporosis affects Africans at a significantly lower rate than it does most Americans, according to an article on Mother Jones.

But it’s even more nefarious than that.

It is now the new symbol of white supremacy.

Why? Because a guy made a movie that had a scene of a white woman drinking milk.

Peele artistically addresses the new medium of hate with one of the film’s most eerie scenes, which shows a white woman meticulously sipping milk from a bendy straw. The scene would have gone unnoticed in the movie, but audiences were forced to notice the long, drawn-out frame of the woman taking a sip; Peele wanted people to notice.

I’m sorry. But what the hell?!

A white woman in a movie sipping milk is proof of that it is “the new medium of hate?”

Oh, honey. Get a hobby.

Would it have helped if she was drinking chocolate milk from a bendy straw all long and drawn-out?

I’d love to believe that Samantha was just having us on. You know, pointing out absurdity by being absurd.

But sadly, she isn’t.

She really does believe that milk – or, “the white, creamy form of racism” as she calls it – is the new symbol of white supremacy.

How much do you want to bet that Samantha Diaz is also mortified to discover that the latest Wonder Woman shaves her armpits?

One thing’s for sure. She’ll have a promising future at MSNBC.

Hat tip the Daily Caller.

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2 thoughts on “Ugh. Now even milk is racist

  • March 18, 2017 at 4:31 pm
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    But, hey, at least she’s majoring in pre-unemployed!

  • March 19, 2017 at 2:24 pm
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    I’ve often considered posting some satire as a ‘liberal’ along these lines, but then I remember that there’s a 90% chance it’ll be taken seriously and then they’ll take my awful suggestions to heart, no matter how outlandish. Remember kids: even the craziest, least sensible thing you can think of to get offended about is not too whackadoo for the liberal mind.

    Is that movie mentioned the stupid-looking horror-movie-cum-leftist-exploitation-fantasy-porn where sinister white people are capturing and torturing the black protagonist? I thought I saw his name on a commercial for that. I know, serves me right for watching TV but nobody else in the house EVER agrees to leave it off.

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