Using Vicks VapoRub on WHAT?!

Vicks VapoRub

I remember when I was a kid and the teacher would say, “Don’t eat the paste!” I’d think to myself, “Who eats paste?!”

It was mystifying to me that some kids needed to be told not to eat paste.

Even as I child I assumed common sense was, well, common.

So I guess I shouldn’t be at all surprised to learn that some women are using Vicks VapoRub on their, well, hoo-hahs.

Apparently some women believe Vicks VapoRub will help keep their snookie clean and fresh-smelling.

Yeah. And eating paste will satisfy your appetite.

Not only that, but these gals believe the uncomfortable burning sensation VapoRub causes is a good way to spice up their sex life.

One time when I was a kid, I had a really bad cold. And after my mom put some VapoRub on my chest, I took a pinch out of the tub and rubbed it directly inside my nose.

Dear Lord. What a huge mistake. I thought my nose was going to burn off.

And these women are using it … there?!

Why not just use Tabasco Sauce? That’ll spice up your sex life.

If you’re reading this and shaking your head, please know that as I write this I’m shaking my head too.

Because this takes a special kind of stupid.

Any old how.

Gynecologists are now having to urge women not to slather up their nether region with Vicks VapoRub.

Because … wait for it … it isn’t good for you.

Show of hands. Who’s surprised to learn that using Vicks VapoRub on your … you know … isn’t good for you?

Can you believe there are people out there who couldn’t noodle this out all on their own?

I bet all these girls were paste-eaters too.

Hat tip the New York Post

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7 thoughts on “Using Vicks VapoRub on WHAT?!

  • October 24, 2017 at 3:00 pm
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    Human stupidity = job security for Medics

    (and law enforcement and corrections……….)

  • October 24, 2017 at 3:59 pm
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    Just when I thought I had heard of everything…..

  • October 24, 2017 at 4:12 pm
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    My mother routinely stuck Vicks up my nose. I protested to no avail. Then I grew up and showed her on the label where it said, “Don’t stick it up your nose.” Hah!

    I can remember once when I inadvertently got some pain relieving gel with menthol on my bits. Holy crap! I was in the shower post haste.

  • October 24, 2017 at 5:13 pm
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    Oh my, I have to laugh (snort actually). There was a paste in grade school I liked! Never did graduate to the Vicks/nether regions thing. Had some common sense after all. The closest Vicks should get to your nose is the upper lip for entering a crime scene and decomp. Ha!

  • October 24, 2017 at 6:12 pm
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    It says “topical analgesic” right on the label! What could be more tropical than my Brazilian??

  • October 25, 2017 at 6:21 am
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    Check the # of Clinton votes. Yes I can believe it!

  • October 26, 2017 at 6:29 pm
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    Lord, let there be freedom for all…

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