Vaginas and Handmaids and Dinosaurs, oh my!

Well, I can name one industry that has experienced an economic boom since the election of Donald Trump. And that’s the costume-rental industry.

People nowadays seem to think a political protest is a giant, outdoor costume party.

First, they dressed as giant vaginas. Then came the red-robed dames from “A Handmaid’s Tale.”

And now they’re dressing as dinosaurs.

Dinosaurs

I wonder how long before they dress their dinosaurs in Handmaid’s Tale robes? Or maybe plop a pussy hat on its giant head.

Golly, why on earth don’t Americans take these protesters seriously?

But see, this is what happens when women take the reins of a movement.

And before you gasp in horror, remember, I’m a woman, so I can say these things.

Here’s the bottom line. Chicks are drama queens.

So naturally, they have to turn a political protest into some overproduced, hyper-dramatic stage play — replete with costumes, scripted chants and emotionally-driven, camera-ready hysterics.

On the plus side, dressing like they’re going to entertain a children’s birthday party does help distract from the fact that they have no idea what specifically they’re protesting.

I mean, other than, “We hate Donald Trump,” they really don’t know what specific agenda item has got their pussy hats in a bunch.

But substance doesn’t matter — only production value.

It’s the political equivalent of making a scene in the toy section of Walmart.

Modern feminism is an emotionally-driven, completely reactionary, outlandishly-costumed freakout.

Which is why I referred to the January Women’s March as a Primal Scream group therapy session.

Dressing up like a giant vagina or a dinosaur isn’t meant to be taken seriously.

Like all Leftist movements, outcomes never matter.

All the matters are your intentions.

So your protests don’t really have to be grounded in reality. Just being seen protesting is more than enough.

So these morons dress up in their red Handmaid’s Tale robes as if President Trump is planning to force fertile women into being the baby-making slaves of infertile couples.

Which, of course, is a policy nobody outside of Margaret Atwood’s fevered imagination has ever advocated.

But that doesn’t matter.

These angry chicks are tilting at windmills and protesting strawmen.

When you get right down to it, President Donald Trump bears little if any resemblance to the boogyman they’ve made him out to be.

But reality doesn’t matter.

Facts don’t matter.

All that matters to these idiots is being able to make themselves feel better by staging their little psycho-dramas.

So they dress up in costumes and parade around outside of the White House protesting things that aren’t actually happening.

Just so they can feel “empowered.”

It’s a show — a stage play.

It’s yet another opportunity for emotionally-crippled women to make themselves feel better about their bitter, meaningless lives.

On that note, take a moment to watch Paul Joseph Watson’s hilarious take on the dumbest anti-Trump protesters out there.

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5 thoughts on “Vaginas and Handmaids and Dinosaurs, oh my!

  • September 2, 2017 at 11:48 am
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    Anything to get them out of the house so their husbands can watch football.

  • September 2, 2017 at 3:58 pm
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    This is why I stay out out of drama at work and distance myself from those who know nothing except People Magazine. I know, it’s my own microcosm, but you hit the nail as usual. It’s scary out there!

  • September 2, 2017 at 4:30 pm
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    Speaking of stage plays, actor Mark Ruffalo, best know for playing a mindless brute, is marching n Washington, because…Trump! Zero will be accomplished. Zero will change, but he will have signaled his virtue to anyone who cares to remember his name.

  • September 3, 2017 at 6:00 pm
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    They had the choice to come dressed as dinosaurs or protest topless. I’m sure they had logical reasons to come as dinosaurs. Maybe since piece corp and americorp are both dinosaurs and Trump is the meteor.

  • September 4, 2017 at 1:20 pm
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    And then they wonder why we don’t take them seriously? Perhaps the feminist movement is a dinosaur era ideology?

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