Val-Jar: International Gal of Mockery

Val-Jar: International Gal of Mockery

I meant to do this ‘Shop image of Val-Jar the other day when I first saw this tweet:

But I appear to have come down with conjunctivitis and staring too long into Photoshop hurts my pink, oozing eye (too much info, sorry).

Yes, that’s Val-Jar appearing on CBS This Morning Super Tuesday dressed like Austin Powers.

Either that, or Val-Jar is dressing like an eighteenth century gentleman.  They were big into neck-cloths back in the seventeen hundreds too.

But given the fact that she’s wearing a purple outfit with a neck-cloth, I think the Austin Powers connection is more fitting.

After I saw the first tweet, several other folks spotted the same thing.

I guess that’s what happens to you when you spend all your free time with that hot mess of fashion, Michelle Obama.

Do you mean to tell me not one person in the Green Room took Val-Jar aside and said, “Oh, honey, no.  You look like Austin Powers!”

Then again, nobody in the Green Room of Good Morning America pulled Hillary aside to tell her she was wearing too much make-up.  So I guess I shouldn’t be too surprised that they let Val-Jar go on camera looking like that.

I guess when you leave the White House fabulously wealthy, you can dress any old way you choose no matter how idiotic you look.

But I’m glad Val-Jar has no fashion sense (or a mirror apparently).  Because it gives me a reason to have a little Photoshop fun at her expense.

Oh, behave!

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6 thoughts on “Val-Jar: International Gal of Mockery

  • March 5, 2020 at 1:23 pm
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    ‘Not so shagalicious in the nerd glasses. (I hope Roseann Barr is reading you, Dianny! I’m sure she has some thoughts about this.)

  • March 5, 2020 at 1:29 pm
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    Ha!
    Should’ve yellowed the teeth as well.

  • March 5, 2020 at 1:51 pm
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    And now I have that theme song in my head.
    Damn you, Quincy Jones.

  • March 5, 2020 at 3:59 pm
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    Jeez everyone saw Austin Powers but me.

    Though I did hear her say that the Moocher might accept the v.p. spot with Biden.

  • March 5, 2020 at 4:51 pm
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    The dyke look becomes her.

  • March 6, 2020 at 8:13 am
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    I laughed so hard it took me three attempts to read the article. Even when you’re under the weather D. you’ve still got it.!! Yea, Baby…

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