Vanilla Obama

Vanilla Obama

Remember when the Democrats announced that Joe Kennedy was chosen to give the Democrat response to President Trump’s State of the Union Address?

Hard to forget that embarrassing speech. Kennedy appeared on camera with an over-abundance of ChapStick caked in the corners of his mouth. Thereby garnering the nickname “Chapstickaquiddick” over at

Any old how.

Upon learning that the Party of “Elect more women of color” had chosen Kennedy, I pointed out the irony that when the rubber meets the road, Democrats choose a white guy.

So, let’s see if we can follow the bouncing ball.

Last weekend, the Democrats rushed to pander to the Women’s March – letting them know that The Future is Female.

But did they choose a female to give the SOTU response?

Nope. They chose a white guy.

In early January, the DNC sent out this tweet:

But rather than choose a Woman to give the SOTU response, the Democrats chose a white guy.

And not just any white guy, mind you.

They chose a Kennedy – a rich, privileged Kennedy.

And this is why the breathless fan-girling over Robert Francis O’Rourke doesn’t surprise me in the least.

For all their crowing about “empowering women and minorities,” Democrats can’t stop flocking to a white guy.

Because Diversity and stuff.

The way the media orgasms over “Beto” O’Rourke is strikingly similar to the way they orgasmed over Barack Obama.

In fact, I’d go so far as to say he’s the Vanilla Obama.

He’s a rock star, don’t you know. Hollywood LOVES him!!!

He’s soooooo authentic!

[Right. So authentic he gave himself an Hispanic nickname.]

He’s the Vanilla Obama!

Apparently the Democrats and their media Handmaids believe that the only hope the Democrat Party has in pulling itself out of certain extinction is to embrace the Great White Hype — the Vanilla Obama – Robert Francis O’Rourke.

Because nothing says “The Future is Female” quite like going gaga over a wealthy white privileged male.

This is just conjecture on my part, but I think the one thing Democrats regret about Barack Obama has nothing to do with his abysmal handling of our economy or his feckless foreign policy.

Rather, I think the one thing they regret is that Obama was black.

In fact, I would venture that the Democrats believe if Obama had been white, they wouldn’t have suffered such devastating electoral losses while he was in office. Because heaven forbid they actually take some responsibility for their electoral defeats.

After all, the Democrats continue to believe that opposition to Obama was based solely on the fact that he was black.

Is that shallow and insane?

Yes. Of course it is. But we’re talking about the Democrats here. Shallow and insane are Standard Operating Procedure for these cranks.

So I think deep down inside, the Democrats have always hoped to find a white man with that same Obama-like cult of personality.

Which would explain why they chose Joe Kennedy to give the Democrat SOTU response.

Only Chapstickaquiddick kinda fell flat. So they found themselves hunting for another white guy.

And now they think they’ve found their Vanilla Obama.

They believe “Beto” possesses all the same dreamy qualities of Barack, but in that much-needed Vanilla package.

How else do you explain the fact that despite the fact that O’Rourke will no doubt lose big to Ted Cruz, the Democrats and the media continue to give him Tiger Beat-style gushing profiles.

They aren’t doing it in hopes he wins in Texas. Texas is irrelevant here.

This is all a set-up for something bigger.

And just like they did in 2007 with his chocolate predecessor, the media will work tirelessly to create a hype around Vanilla Obama.

Trust me. This kind of slobbering coverage will only amp up even more the closer we get to the 2020 election cycle.

Will it work for them?

I don’t know. There are some deeply gullible people in this country.

But at the end of the day, the reason Americans rejected Obama had nothing to do with his skin color and everything to do with his failure as President.

If Vanilla Obama is hawking the same losing policies — especially as America’s economy and security grows under Trump — it will be a hard sell.

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3 thoughts on “Vanilla Obama

  • October 20, 2018 at 4:41 pm

    Obama was not criticized due to being black, he was criticized due to being an idiot. He was however elected due to being black.

  • October 20, 2018 at 6:53 pm

    Obama was Vanilla Obama.

    The whitest white guy who ever lived (couldn’t shoot a hoop, golf, couldn’t dance). I’ll bet he had his complexion touched up every morning.

  • October 20, 2018 at 7:13 pm

    Just another cult of personality.

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