Virtual Joe Biden lacks signal strength

Virtual Joe Biden lacks signal strength

It shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone that the guy who thinks we all still have record players doesn’t do well in the virtual world. The other day, Virtual Joe Biden attempted to hold a Virtual Rally in Florida, and it was an unmitigated disaster.

Anybody else think of Max Headroom?  Because that’s exactly where I went.

Virtual Joe is even less coherent than Real Life Joe.  And really?  Who knew that was even possible?

And here I thought the ridiculous “Make Your Own Team Biden Avatar” was the low point of the Biden campaign.

But wait!

That’s not even the funniest thing about Virtual Joe Biden.

On Thursday, Virtual Joe “visited” the Second Harvest Food Bank of Central Florida and ClickOrlando.com included this picture in its story.

Virtual Joe visits food bank

“Say hello to my Tiny Candidate.”

Hahahahaha!  He’s wearing a friggin’ mask! You know, just in case he can spread the Virtual Wuhan Virus.

Okay, that REALLY makes me think of Max Headroom.

In fact,

Virtual Joe as Max Headroom

Joe Biden was already supremely diminished before he transformed himself into Virtual Joe Biden.

Now, he’s blown past diminished all the way to miniscule and insignificant.

This is the Great Hope of the Democrat Party in 2020.

A tiny little Virtual man in a box.

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2 thoughts on “Virtual Joe Biden lacks signal strength

  • May 9, 2020 at 11:07 am
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    And yet, there are still MILLIONS who will vote for him.
    His newest campaign theme should be: “Joe, the Weakest Link.”

  • May 9, 2020 at 5:03 pm
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    That reminds me of the Big Bang Theory episode where Sheldon isolates himself in his room and has a motorized computer go about his life for him. HAHAHA what an idiot.

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