Wait, which is the Dummy?

Finally a Democrat Presidential Campaign that possesses self-awareness!  Yup.  That big dummy Beto O’Rourke’s campaign team admits what all of us already knew.

Beto is a dummy.

Wait, which is the Dummy?

So, since one of the two Betos is a cardboard cutout, I’m guessing the dummy Team Beto is referring to is the human one next to it.

Just how stupid would you have to be to pose your candidate next to a cardboard cutout and then tweet out the picture with the caption “dummy Beto” when that’s a cardboard cutout, not a dummy?

If this is the crack team behind Beto’s “Gun Confiscation” plan, I think I see the problem.

The entire campaign’s collective IQ is lower than Robert Francis’ polling numbers.

Kudos, you idiots.

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5 thoughts on “Wait, which is the Dummy?

  • September 18, 2019 at 7:45 pm

    He should put that on a shirt.

  • September 19, 2019 at 12:34 am

    I have no idea what anyone involved was thinking. Is this a particularly good cardboard cutout? Beto thinks standing beside the likeness makes him look good? This is better than showing him jumping up on the nearby table? It’s good to use a still shot so his arms aren’t flapping?

    But the text, “dummy beto” has none chance for explanation — or redemption. Just continued damage


  • September 19, 2019 at 5:36 am

    Thank god his kids are only half him. Though their mom married a sniveling pandering little puke, so that doesn’t say much either. Imagine looking at him and saying “That’s my dad”. The point I’m trying to make is Beto is a Betard.

  • September 19, 2019 at 10:07 am

    Definitely Beto and his bunch are not the sharpest tools in the shed.

  • September 19, 2019 at 5:49 pm

    Like John “Heinz fortune” Kerry, Beeto married up.

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