WARNING: Dose up on Dramamine before you watch this

(a vague disclaimer is nobody’s friend)

I cannot stress this enough. Dose up on Dramamine before you watch this latest ad from the pandering old battle-ax.

It is bound to make you want to hurl.

Ugh. Gak.

Here’s the transcript:

Campaign-Selected Hispanic Prop: My parents. They have a letter of deportation. I’m scared for them because they have the deportation. I’m scared they are going to be deported.

And the audience claps!

Good little campaign prop! You set up her Thighness perfectly!!! What a good little trooper!

“Come sit on Santa Hillary’s lap little girl so I can pretend to be teary-eyed and promise you the moon.”

Hispanary Clinton: I’m going to do everything I can so you don’t have to be scared.

Actually, if I had to sit on Hillary’s lap, I’d be terrified, but that’s me.

Hispanary: And you don’t have to worry about what happens to your mom, or your dad, or somebody else in your family. I feel really, really strongly, but you’re being very brave.

Nu?

I feel very, very strongly but you’re being very brave?! What the hell does that mean?!

Hispanary: And you have to be brave for them too, because they want you to be happy.

Okay, now this is nothing but word salad. Be brave because they want you to be happy?! Honestly, Hispanary, since you knew this girl was going to set you up, you could have at least been prepared to say something cogent.

Hispanary: They want you to be successful. They don’t want you to worry too much. Let me do the worrying.

The only thing the former Miss Rodham is worrying about is losing the nomination to a decrepit old, bellowing Socialist, kid. She’s downright terrified about that. She’s more scared of that than you are of your parents being deported.

Hispanary: I’ll do all the worrying, is that a deal? I’ll do the worrying. I’ll do everything I can to help, okay?

Yeah. She’ll do everything she can to pander is more like it.

Honestly, this commercial is so putrid, I can smell the stench of it through my computer screen.

Let’s face it. If Hillary were honest (HA!) this is more likely what she would say:

Dose up on Dramamine before you watch this

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2 thoughts on “WARNING: Dose up on Dramamine before you watch this

  • February 19, 2016 at 5:04 pm
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    Well, little girl, perhaps you should ask your parents why they came to America illegally? Why did they put themselves, and you, at risk of being deported? America is a nation of laws, and everyone must obey the law. You understand rules and consequences, right? Well, your parents broke the law, and there are consequences they must now face.

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