A hurricane is bearing down on the Carolina coast, and the Washington Post actually holds President Trump responsible.
Opinion: Another hurricane is about to batter our coast. Trump is complicit. https://t.co/T8X2D10Hgv— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) September 12, 2018
The Washington Post has been trying to convince us for two years that President Trump is a incompetent boob.
And yet they want us to believe that he has power over the oceans?
That’s a pretty handy power to have, don’t you think?
Is he causing the gale force winds through the power of his man-breath?
Yesterday journalists were horrified that President Trump acknowledged the cheers of the crowd on his way to the 9/11 memorial in Pennsylvania by raising his fists.
Perhaps — and I’m just spit-balling here — but perhaps he was signaling the waves.
What do you think you oracles of the Washington Post? Could he have been signaling the waves?
Barbra Streisand blamed Trump for making her fat.
While Lena Dunham blamed him for making her lose weight.
Amazing that President Trump is so often imbued with such super-human powers by the very people who never tire of telling us what a bumbling, inept skin-sack he is.
These guys accuse us of being “cultists” who’ve turned Trump into our god.
But we’re not the ones giving our President preternatural power over the earth, the skies, the wind, the seas, and body fat, now are we?
I hate to burst your bubble, Washington Post. But President Donald Trump is only a man.
He can no more command the seas or Barbra Streisand’s BMI than I can.
Jesse Kelly is right. All you have to do is not be insane.
But you just can not do it.
And if the Washington Post really wants to restore faith in their reporting, turning the President into Poseidon isn’t the way to do it.
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