If Weiner really said this, the Left will eat him alive


I’m sure you’ve heard that the little perv Anthony Weiner is pleading guilty to “transferring obscene material to a minor.”

According to the New York Post, the charge carries up to ten years in prison. And it may result in Weiner becoming a registered sex offender.

If you want my opinion, he got off easy.

Boy, I really should have found a different way to phrase that.

Any old how.

I was perusing through Twitter just now. And I found a tweet from The Daily Beast reporter Olivia Messer that, if true, won’t go over well with the Left.

You understand?

Anthony Weiner told the court being a creep and perving on a fifteen year old girl is a sickness.


And you thought prison was the worst of your problems, Pervy. The Left will eat you alive over this.

And not in the way you would enjoy.

For years the Left has been burning the midnight oil trying to convince us that when it comes to sex and sexuality, there is no such thing as “normal.”

And since they believe it’s perfectly normal to perv on little girls (or pretend you are one when you’re not) they won’t like hearing that Weiner thinks he has a sickness.

Totally not helping there, Weinie.

And, really? The timing couldn’t be worse.

After all, we’re supposed to be swooning with delight over Bradley Manning revealing his new persona.

Yup. Bradley Manning is now transitioning into a Gender Studies Lesbian Barista. From the looks of it, all that’s missing is the nose-ring, the black lipstick and the tattoos.

So you can understand why now is not the time for Pervy Weiner to admit he has a sickness.

But then again, Anthony Weiner kinda sucks at timing, doesn’t he?

Just ask the Hillary Campaign.

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2 thoughts on “If Weiner really said this, the Left will eat him alive

  • May 19, 2017 at 3:26 pm

    Nothing more disgusting than a sick Weiner! He was crying in court, but I think that was from the door hitting his fanny when Huma pulled the trigger on her divorce.

  • May 19, 2017 at 3:34 pm

    He has a sickness, huh? Hmmm… I suppose just as dogs can catch Parvo, Wieners can catch Pervo. I can just imagine the TV ads, “Hey there fellas! Any of you dinks caught a dose of the pervs lately? Try new, improved Pervoff! guaranteed to rid you of that guilty look while you go re-texting! (Can’t afford Pervoff? financial assistance available from DNC Pharmaceuticals)”

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