The Chicago Police have made an arrest in the racist hate crime against Jussie Smollett.
These are the men Chicago PD have in custody that Jussie Smollett would have had to fight off if his story is accurate about being beat and then fighting off his attackers. That’s a red flag to police along with the fact they know each other. pic.twitter.com/LOjcdxce4K— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) February 15, 2019
I can totally understand how Jussie thought his attackers were two white guys.
I mean look at them.
They’re as white as snow.
I can see their red necks from here.
Okay, no I can’t. They’re wearing sacks on their heads.
But still. Totally look like white guys to me. I think this is what they call “passing.”
In his interview with Robin Roberts on Good Morning America, Jussie lamented over the fact that people didn’t believe he was assaulted by two Trump supporting white guys.
“It feels like if I had said it was a Muslim or a Mexican or someone black,” Jussie told Robin Roberts, “I feel like the doubters would have supported me much more.”
“If I had said.”
You’d think if he actually did get assaulted by two individuals, he would have worded it differently. For example: “If my attackers were Muslim or Mexican or black.” Or, “If the guys who attacked me were Muslim or Mexican or black.”
But “if I had said it was?”
Wording it that way only makes it sound more made up.
He might as well have said, “Is it more believable if I say they’re Muslim, Mexican or black?”
But no matter. Turns out they are black. Black as coal.
And unfortunately, Jussie, that makes me doubt your story even more.
I just checked Robin Roberts’ Twitter feed to see if she has any updates on the story.
Oddly enough, she hasn’t tweeted a single thing all day.
But then again, after the impressive gymnastics she employed to convince GMA audiences that Jussie’s story was totes true, that doesn’t surprise me.
Meanwhile, over at Good Morning America, they’ve reported that the two racist white guys have been arrested. Strange, though. They provide no photos of the two.
But they are kind enough to offer a brief recap of Robin Roberts’ interview — including the quote I cited above.
And, of course, they included this:
Late last month, Smollett, who portrays a gay musician on Fox’s “Empire,” told police he was brutally attacked in what authorities are calling a suspected hate crime.
Yeah, “brutally attacked.” So brutally, in fact, Smollett managed to keep hold of his Subway sandwich the whole time these two muscle-bound men (that he personally knows) attacked him.
He said the attackers put a noose around his neck, poured an unknown substance, likely bleach, on him and used their hands, feet and teeth as weapons in the assault, according to police. Smollett said the attackers also yelled “This is MAGA country” during the attack.
Ah, yes. “This is MAGA country.” We can’t leave that part out, can we?
Which, given the fact that they are two Nigerians, must stand for Make Africa Great Again.
Good Morning America: Keepin’ the dream alive for hoax crimes everywhere.
I’ve posted an update to this story HERE.
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