Wesley Crusher is “James Comey: The Next Generation”

It looks like Parkland “activist teen” Wesley Crusher has taken a page out of James Comey’s book when it comes to Twitter.

And what book would that be?

Like Comey, Wesley uses his Twitter account like a “Quotable Quotes for Dummies.”

This one is my favorite.

Talk about lacking in self-awareness – much like James Comey.

And, as Charles C. W. Cooke pointed out on Twitter today, Wesley’s liberal use of quotations tend to be wildly out of context. [Hat tip Twitchy]

Quoting others is the refuge of a shallow mind – especially when you use quotes without taking into consideration the context.

But when you speak from the heart, there is no need to let someone else do the talking.

That’s the benefit of having deeply-held principles or beliefs — not to mention a well-rounded education.

One doesn’t need to scour “Brainy Quotes” to express oneself.

But then again, when left to his own devices, this is an example of the deep thoughts mined from Wesley’s gray matter:

If that’s the best you can do, you’d be culling quotation books for something profound too.

At least copying and pasting from “Brainy Quotes” reduces the likelihood of spelling errors.

I gotta say. I’m surprised he still hasn’t deleted that tweet.

Now, according to Big League Politics, it is possible Wesley Crusher isn’t even the one running his Twitter account.

They have a screen capture of a now-deleted tweet that seems to indicate that Mama Crusher, and not her son, is the brains behind the operation.

And, really, it’s hard to argue with their evidence. That now-deleted tweet certainly backs up their claim. Which, come to think of it, might be why it was deleted.

I don’t know. It’s possible Mama Crusher is helping Wesley out. But having scrolled through his Twitter feed, I am left with the distinct impression its contents spring from an immature mind.

Though, given the fact that she’s a Leftist, that may not necessarily rule his mother out.

After all, James Comey likes tweeting out quotable quotes. And he’s not an immature teenager – at least chronologically speaking.

Whatever the case, Wesley Crusher isn’t the smart, articulate phenom they’ve tried to convince us he is.

And his ubiquity is backfiring spectacularly.

As Breitbart reported yesterday, NRA memberships have surged in the last several weeks.

And I would lay the credit for that directly at Wesley Crusher’s feet.

In fact, considering CNN hasn’t had him on in over a week, I’m beginning to suspect that even they are starting to rethink shoving this kid into the spotlight.

I could have told you that would happen.

Come to think of it, I did just that over a week ago.

Let me close with this:

“The wise of heart receive commands, but a babbling fool will be ruined.” – Proverbs 10:8

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14 thoughts on “Wesley Crusher is “James Comey: The Next Generation”

  • March 6, 2018 at 1:26 pm
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    “As Breitbart reported yesterday, NRA memberships have surged in the last several weeks.

    And I would lay the credit for that directly at Wesley Crusher’s feet.”

    It is b/c of the hysterical blathering of Wesley and friends that I attended and passed an NRA Instructor led Basic Pistol course. After I get my certificate I am going to apply for a CCW permit.

    Good ol’ Wesley is SUCH an inspiration! 😀

  • March 6, 2018 at 1:48 pm
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    OH! OH! I got a good quote to share!

    “An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.”

    Robert Heinlein

  • March 6, 2018 at 1:52 pm
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    I wonder if Mr. Hogg is familiar with this one – “the shallower the brook, the louder the babble”.

    • March 6, 2018 at 2:12 pm
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      Or this one:
      “If I want you to speak, I’ll wave a Snausage over your nose.” – Veronica Mars

  • March 6, 2018 at 2:20 pm
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    “The world and the universe are far more wonderful if there’s not a puppet master.”

    Dave Matthews

    Sadly the left will never know.

  • March 6, 2018 at 2:28 pm
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    Annoying little twerp crossword clue 9 letters: Possible solutions pipsqueak or DavidHogg.

  • March 6, 2018 at 2:54 pm
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    “I don’t know. It’s possible Mama Crusher is helping Wesley out. But having scrolled through his Twitter feed, I am left with the distinct impression its contents spring from an immature mind.’

    I would bet money then that is his mother tweeting. He probably got yelled at for tweeting that misspelled garbage.

    Regardless 99.99% of what he puts forth is Tide Pod Eater verbal vomit. I bet it comes out blue and orange to boot.

    • March 6, 2018 at 4:27 pm
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      Word salad tossed in CNN’s spin cycle with Tide Pod dressing? 😅

      • March 6, 2018 at 4:48 pm
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        “Tide Pod dressing”

        BLEAH!!!!

  • March 6, 2018 at 4:55 pm
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    “When I want your opinion, I’ll tell you what it is.” My dad.

    • March 6, 2018 at 4:55 pm
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      I like that. Your dad is my kinda guy.

  • March 6, 2018 at 10:54 pm
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    “At least copying and pasting from “Brainy Quotes” reduces the likelihood of spelling errors.”

    Love it.

  • March 7, 2018 at 12:37 pm
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    comment from my great gramma who was a wonderful woman and right handy with a .22…..’children should be seen and not heard, and don’t speak till yer spoke to’

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