What a bunch of grumpy, joyless idiots

what a bunch of grumpy joyless idiots
Dianny’s idea of heaven…

Yesterday evening when I saw this pictures on Twitter of the fast food spread on the White House state dining room, I smiled from ear-to-ear.

If I was invited to the White House and that was what awaited me, I’d be in hog heaven. Seriously, can I win a college championship please?

In the interests of full disclosure, I rarely if ever eat fast food.  The last time I had McDonalds was in 2008 before I bought my house.  That was back when I lived about a half mile from the LaFayette McDonalds. And my idea of a “treat yourself” meal was swinging into the drive-through on my way home from work to get a Quarter Pounder and large fries.

A large order of McDonalds fries is my idea of a special treat.

But for the grumpy, joyless snobs of the ResistanceLOL, President Trump buying a truckload of fast food for the Clemson football team is an impeachable offense.

Honestly, I’ve never seen such joyless, humorless prats.

“Well, I never!!! He is diminishing the office of President and besmirching the noble White House!”

Of course, I don’t recall these elitist snobs getting all hot under the collar when Barack Obama flew in the owner of Byron’s Hot Dogs (in Chicago) to help the White House kitchen staff prepare the hot dogs for the Congressional picnic.

“But that’s different!!!”

Because, aside from soufflé, is there any food trickier to prepare than the hot dog?  It takes a seasoned pro like the owner of Byron’s Hot Dogs in Chicago to really tackle it successfully.  So it totally wasn’t a waste of money for the White House to fly him from Chicago to DC.

But no matter.

The joyless ResistanceLOL is so determined to be scandalized by every little thing President Trump does, they really don’t care if they make complete idiots of themselves in the process.

Life is too short to turn yourself inside out over fast food at the White House, you imbecilic fools.

Clearly the Clemson players enjoyed themselves.

And isn’t that what matters?

It’s almost as if these media types forgot how they collectively orgasmed every time Barack Obama went out for junk food.

But President Trump uses his own money to buy a sea of fast food for the Clemson team and they practically want him impeached.


Are they really this ridiculous?

For Pete’s sake, the Washington Post is actually fact-checking this.

grumpy joyless fact checkers

Do these grumpy, joyless clowns actually think this is a good idea?

As Sundance put it last night at the Conservative Treehouse:

I especially love how much this draws out the elitist pontificating opposition; now tone-deaf giddy as they try and ridicule ordinary All Americanfast food.

POTUS Trump knows exactly what he’s doing.

Please Democrats; please media; please make fun of this….

Their obsessive need to attack everything this President does will only backfire on them.

It doesn’t make Trump look foolish; it makes them look foolish.

They come off like a pack of humorless, condescending, joyless grumps who really need to find the fun in life.

But they can’t find the fun – or more accurately, they refuse to look for it.

Because they are bound and determined to be as miserable as possible for no other reason than Donald Trump is the President.

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6 thoughts on “What a bunch of grumpy, joyless idiots

  • January 15, 2019 at 11:48 am

    All-American food for and All-American team! Did anyone spot a BK Whopper? I’d be on that like a duck on a junebug!. Please President Trump, invite me to the White House…I would love to have lunch or dinner with you! And fast food would be great!! Love you to pieces! And invite Dianny – guaranteed you’d love that.

  • January 15, 2019 at 1:06 pm

    He missed the golden opportunity to bring in Chik Fil A. Triggered bigly.

  • January 15, 2019 at 1:25 pm

    “Their obsessive need to attack everything this President does will only backfire on them.”

    I hope and pray your are right.

    But when the Socialist Workers’s Party was founded, 1 or their basic strategies was “tell a lie loud enough and often enough and folk will believe it”! It works most of the time! I hope Don is the exception!

  • January 15, 2019 at 3:05 pm

    Trump has burgers and fries.

    Bathhouse Barry has thick, juicy, throbbing weiners.


  • January 15, 2019 at 4:49 pm

    Attacking Happy Meals for collage football players. That took work.

  • January 16, 2019 at 12:39 pm

    Years ago, the Miami Hurricanes had an offensive tackle named Bryant McKinney. He is a huge human being. Bob Greise referred to him as Mount McKinley.
    A local sports writer asked him how he got so big. I don’t recall the exact quote, but it was to the effect that he ate so much from the 3 main food groups “McDonalds, Burger King and KFC”.
    College football players and fast food … a match made in heaven.

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