I am suffering from a thermonuclear Lupus flare. And my attempts to soldier on and get to work aren’t, well, working.
But before I change into my jammies and try to lie perfectly still so as not to further inflame my inflammatory joints, I thought I’d post a bit of Kurt Schlichter’s latest column “Conservatives Hate Dancing, Strong Women So Much!“
Could you believe that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was caught on videotape dancing like a sinning sinner of sinfulness? Like all conservatives, I hate dancing so much, so very much, as part of our anti-joy agenda. Luckily, so many prominent, influential conservatives took to Twitter to call out her wicked wickedness, including such conservative thought-leaders as @QTruthGuy1776 and @ILoveMAGAAndAmNotABot.
Dancing! Harrumph! Outrageous! It’s about time we all re-watched the original Footloose, and gave a listen the thoughts on dancing of the movie’s hero, John Lithgow.
Her dancing sure showed us. She’s going to dance, damn it, and she doesn’t care how offended we are.
You know what else I hate? Strong women. Like all conservatives, I hate strong women so much so very much. And the new Democrat caucus in the House is full of strong women, which I know because they and CNN keep telling me the House is full of strong women and it’s not like they would ever mislead us. See, we conservatives hate strong women because of course we do. I brought this up to my wife, Ofkurt, just yesterday. When I finished speaking, she raised her hand, which is hard to do in a handmaid’s robe, and after I called on her, she agreed that strong women are the worst.
Their being strong women sure showed us. They’re going to be strong women, damn it, and they don’t care how offended we are.
And now there’s presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren. She drank a beer on video, which is horrible because everyone knows we conservatives hate beer, especially when it’s being drunk by a strong woman. And the fact that she’s Native America made it 1/1024 times worse.
Plus, this devastating video opus showed how authentic and in touch with real people she is, and how likable and relatable she is too.
Her totally being a strong woman who is Native American, likable and relatable, sure showed us. She’s going to be a strong woman who is Native American, likable and relatable, damn it, and she doesn’t care how offended we are.
We have at least two more years of this, folks.
Read the rest HERE.
Once again, Schlichter points out that the way to defeat the socialist fever dream of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez isn’t to simply mock her vacuous stupidity. We have to let her keep talking about her pie-in-the-sky socialism.
As Kurt says in this column, “Get her talking, because when she’s dancing, she’s winning. But when she’s talking, we’re winning.”
Ocasio-Cortez was given a platform on “60 Minutes” and in twenty minutes was able to do more to reveal how unattainable and foolish her agenda is than any mocking from Conservatives could ever do.
Alexandria’s fundamental flaw is believing that your money actually belongs to the Government. But this is the fundamental flaw of every Democrat.
It’s why they consider tax cuts “government spending.”
As Schlichter puts it today:
She’s bad on policy because she really is an empty-skulled pinko dork. But we’re just not going to beat her (or any of the others) solely by pointing out, with increasing desperation and frustration, that she’s an empty-skulled pinko dork. People will get that when they are open to it. Her words will open their minds.
When your enemy is making a mistake, don’t get in her way.
Her ideas are repugnant. So get out of the way and let her keep talking.
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