In yet another post-defeat speech, Hillary Clinton announced that she is ready to come out of the woods.
I wasn’t aware that she was in the woods.
It’s not like she’s been living like Grizzly Adams for the last four months.
In fact, the UK Daily Mail spotted her emerging from John Barrett Salon in Manhattan after receiving a twelve-hundred dollar haircut and dye job.
Here she is leaving the salon with her own personal Sherpa Huma Abedin lugging Hillary’s $2,500 Prada purse.
Because Prada purses grow on trees in the woods, don’t you know.
Wow. They don’t make woods the way they used to, do they?
But while speaking at a St. Patrick’s Day event in Scranton the other day, Grizzly Clinton said:
“I am ready to come out of the woods and to help shine a light on what is already happening around kitchen tables, at dinners like this, to help draw strength that will enable everybody to keep going.”
Now, I don’t know about you, but I don’t even understand what this means.
“Shine a light on what is already happening around kitchen tables?”
What’s happening around kitchen tables?
I mean other than people eating.
This so-called “resistance” to President Trump isn’t happening around “kitchen tables.”
It’s happening in press rooms and board rooms. Where wealthy Leftists funnel money into radical groups and unleash them on an unsuspecting public. And where biased so-called “journalists” then frame the narrative to make it sound like a bubbling, grassroots opposition.
If anything other than eating is happening around kitchen tables, it’s people rolling their eyes at the hysteria and violence erupting over the duly elected President of the United States.
And Grizzly Clinton knows all that.
Well, partly because she hasn’t been lost in the woods for the last four months.
Instead, when she’s not spending twelve hundred dollars on her hair, she’s been encouraging these far-Left protesters.
In other words, Grizzly Clinton has been actively involved in resisting the “peaceful transfer of power.” That same “peaceful transfer of power” she claimed to support during the debates.
I would love it if Hillary Clinton would go stumbling into the woods never to come out.
Hell, I’d be satisfied if she just retired to friggin’ Chappaqua and left us — and our kitchen tables — alone.
Hat tip Fox News
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