Woke Kids and their Wokiest Profundities

Woke Kids

I would like Twitter to go back to 140 characters please.

Because one of the worst things to come out of doubling the number of characters available is the Woke Kids meme.

Suddenly anti-Trump Leftists can’t stop sharing lengthy political screeds allegedly spewed by their woke kids.

When I was nine I thought Germany was in the sky.

Which totally makes sense when you consider the fact that we got in an airplane and lifted off into the heavens. Who’s to say we landed on the same Earth we started on?

A plausible theory, no?

But the Woke Kids of Anti-Trumpism don’t think Germany is in the sky.


They believe that Angela Merkel is the leader of the free world and her efforts to transform Germany’s population into Syria North is both sound policy and economically viable. And despite the bullying from that fascist in the White House, Merkel paying Russia billions of dollars for a natural gas pipeline is not in any way making Germany dependent on Putin.

I eagerly await the day that Brian Stelter hosts a new program on CNN called “Kids say the Wokiest Things.”

Each week the guests will range in age from four to nine.

And we’ll get to watch these Woke Kids in real time as they regurgitate these profundities that Mommy and Daddy (or Mauxmmy and Xaddy) coached them on backstage.

Alas, the show will be canceled after one Woke Kid says “I have to poopie” then lifts her skirt over her head to reveal her underroos.

You’d think with how relentlessly people on the Right mock these idiots, the creators of these Woke Kids tweets would slink away in shame.

But no!

It just keeps happening.

And we just keep mocking.

You really have to wonder about parents who instill in their children this level of angst and fear.

But I guess we finally have the answer to the handwringing, navel-gazing question from January 2017: “How will I ever explain Donald Trump to my kids?”

Now we know.

They’ll terrorized them.

They’ll transfer their own personal animosity and spitting hatred onto them.

They’ll turn their child into a resentful parrot.

And then they’ll take to Twitter to puke it out to the general public as if it’s something to be proud of.

Shame on these people for perverting their kid’s childhood to score political points.

Why on earth would they want to brag about making their kids this miserable?

The only thing these Woke Kids flights of fancy manage to prove is that the Leftist talking points are so immature and unrealistic only a child would believe them.

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4 thoughts on “Woke Kids and their Wokiest Profundities

  • July 29, 2018 at 11:38 am

    I figured that they use their children so it’s harder to argue with them. “Oh, you hate children because you disagree with me!”

  • July 29, 2018 at 4:45 pm

    I told my kids they couldn’t join the adult conversations till they were at least 5’1″ and had gone through freshman year in college, and first stupid out of their mouths they went back to the kids table

  • July 30, 2018 at 8:07 am

    They use children as human shields and as weapons “Don’t you dare disagree with or criticize my child.” Because kids don’t lie and only speak from the heart and we all have to stop and listen because “aw, that’s so adorable.” If I had a dollar for every time I’ve heard someone on the Left say “It’s for the children” I’d have a lot more more dollars… a helluva lot.

    • July 31, 2018 at 7:24 am

      Spot on!

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