I would like Twitter to go back to 140 characters please.
Because one of the worst things to come out of doubling the number of characters available is the Woke Kids meme.
Suddenly anti-Trump Leftists can’t stop sharing lengthy political screeds allegedly spewed by their woke kids.
Its right in front of us. Our 9 year old tonight: "Russia helped Trump get elected president & that's why he does what they say. And he wants Russia to help him again. Why can't people see that?" Yes. Why?
— John Weaver (@JWGOP) July 27, 2018
When I was nine I thought Germany was in the sky.
Which totally makes sense when you consider the fact that we got in an airplane and lifted off into the heavens. Who’s to say we landed on the same Earth we started on?
A plausible theory, no?
But the Woke Kids of Anti-Trumpism don’t think Germany is in the sky.
They believe that Angela Merkel is the leader of the free world and her efforts to transform Germany’s population into Syria North is both sound policy and economically viable. And despite the bullying from that fascist in the White House, Merkel paying Russia billions of dollars for a natural gas pipeline is not in any way making Germany dependent on Putin.
I eagerly await the day that Brian Stelter hosts a new program on CNN called “Kids say the Wokiest Things.”
Each week the guests will range in age from four to nine.
And we’ll get to watch these Woke Kids in real time as they regurgitate these profundities that Mommy and Daddy (or Mauxmmy and Xaddy) coached them on backstage.
Alas, the show will be canceled after one Woke Kid says “I have to poopie” then lifts her skirt over her head to reveal her underroos.
You’d think with how relentlessly people on the Right mock these idiots, the creators of these Woke Kids tweets would slink away in shame.
It just keeps happening.
And we just keep mocking.
It’s right in front of us. My 2 year old tonight: “Mom, none of these kids said any of this and if you try to indoctrinate me with your political bullshit I’ll pack my bags and leave. Can I have more Mac ‘n Cheese, please?” https://t.co/KFYxjtg1tK
— Becky (@justanurse25) July 29, 2018
My 3-year-old burst into tears over dinner. "Our entitlement system is innumerate and unsustainable. Don't they remember when Bastiat said, 'L'État c'est la grande fiction à travers laquelle tout le monde s'efforce de vivre aux dépens de tout le monde.' My future is a lie." https://t.co/vh2LhS3cAb
— jon gabriel (@exjon) July 29, 2018
It would concern me more if these, “My child said ____ to me.” stories were true than if they were false. Who dumps political angst on their children like that? I despised Obama. All my small children knew was that he was the president.
— Jesse Kelly® (@JesseKellyDC) July 29, 2018
You really have to wonder about parents who instill in their children this level of angst and fear.
But I guess we finally have the answer to the handwringing, navel-gazing question from January 2017: “How will I ever explain Donald Trump to my kids?”
Now we know.
They’ll terrorized them.
They’ll transfer their own personal animosity and spitting hatred onto them.
They’ll turn their child into a resentful parrot.
And then they’ll take to Twitter to puke it out to the general public as if it’s something to be proud of.
Shame on these people for perverting their kid’s childhood to score political points.
Why on earth would they want to brag about making their kids this miserable?
Tonight one of my sperm asked "why do ppl constantly claim their young children are making politically useful statements? It's implausible in most cases. Even if true, it's only a reflection of their parents' indoctrination." https://t.co/HWm7M9sDgt
— (((Aaron Worthing))) (@AaronWorthing) July 29, 2018
The only thing these Woke Kids flights of fancy manage to prove is that the Leftist talking points are so immature and unrealistic only a child would believe them.
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