Wonder Woman? Um… No.

Wonder Woman

You have to hand it to Hillary Clinton.

Never in the history of the universe has there ever been a person with so little self-awareness or shame.

Hillary recorded a special message to the Crystal + Lucy Awards Tuesday in order to surprise the night’s honoree Elizabeth Banks.

(Never heard of her)

And Hillary actually compared herself to Wonder Woman.

Wonder Woman.

Yeah. No.

“Now I haven’t seen Wonder Woman yet, but I’m going to, in part because it’s directed by the fabulous Patty Jenkins. But something tells me that a movie about a strong, powerful woman fighting to save the world from a massive international disaster is right up my alley.”

I don’t know, Hillary.

But I think Wonder Woman would have hopped in her invisible plane and landed just outside of the CIA compound in Benghazi and gotten those people the hell out of there.

Blunder Woman, on the other hand, emailed her daughter about the terrorist attack, then went to bed.

See the difference?

And I doubt that Wonder Woman would find endless reasons to play the victim while she blamed everybody else for her own mistakes.

Blunder Woman, on the other hand …

Well, you get the idea.

This floundering, foolish woman certainly does have an overinflated ego, doesn’t she?

And I thought Obama was bad.

Let me tell you something, I am so glad we were able to dodge that bullet in 2016.

Actually, in keeping with the theme, we didn’t dodge the Hillary bullet in 2016. Instead, we deflected that bullet with our own magical bracelets.

Which kind of makes us Wonder Woman.

Hat tip the Daily Caller.

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7 thoughts on “Wonder Woman? Um… No.

  • June 15, 2017 at 10:00 pm
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    Hey, maybe she can be Spider Woman with her web of lies.

    • June 16, 2017 at 8:10 am
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      Ew, ew, ew… Hillary’s face/tight bodice at 8am. :'(

  • June 16, 2017 at 9:39 am
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    This photo is quite possibly the most frightening thing I ever saw in my life. She thinks that she’s Wonder Woman? Hillary is a total loser and a complete demon. When she dies and goes to hell, satan will give her a piece of charcoal and tell her to start her own hell because she’s too evil for him. Then she’ll blame the Russians.

  • June 16, 2017 at 5:42 pm
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    All leftist have overinflated egos.

  • June 17, 2017 at 5:45 pm
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    Is that tire tread marks across her chest?? Well, one can dream can’t she? LMAO

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