Word Salad Kamala

I pointed out in the last post just how inarticulate Kamala Harris is when she is expected to speak.  Kamala’s extemporaneous speaking skills are non-existent.  She is the queen of the Word Salad.  Sure, she uses lots of words when she speaks, but really, there’s no meat to them.

Kamala Harris is proof that it’s possible to utter a lot of words without saying a damn thing.

But it isn’t just when Kamala speaks off the cuff that she tosses out a word salad.  Her prepared remarks are just bad.

I happened across a Buzzfeed article about Kamala Harris and her desperate flailing to become a “top tier candidate” that quotes from her prepared remarks at the Iowa Steak Fry.

And, boy, howdy. Prepare yourself for the word salad stylings of the bottom tier candidate from California.

“I would suggest to you that what we need, both in terms of a winning strategy, but also in terms of leadership that is about truly strengthening our country based on our values and our long-standing commitment, is we need leadership that is prepared to unify our country around our common values, our common goals, our common aspirations, and experiences,” Harris told the crowd in Des Moines.

“We need to have a strategy that is a winning strategy, about saying that we have got to recognize the challenges before us as a nation and the world are big challenges about who we are, our definition, our standing, and our strength as a nation. And to meet those challenges it will not be about going back to the good old days, it will be about looking forward and taking on the challenges that meet us today and — the winning strategy is that the right thing to do is say that we will address the big challenges of our nation, the issues that wake people up in the middle of the night.”

Good grief. That’s less of a word salad and more like the all-you-can-eat salad bar at the Old Country Buffet.

In my previous post, I skewered Kamala for using the word “frankly” three times in one 46-word response.

But check out that second paragraph.

Kamala uses the word “challenges” five times in two very long sentences.  Five times.

Frankly that’s a challenge.

Not to mention repetitive … and redundant.

Kamala’s speaking skills are about as substantive as a sixth grade oral book report from a kid who didn’t bother reading the book.

Does Kamala’s brain not work fast enough to formulate a coherent sentence?  Is she so afraid of pregnant pauses that her solution is just to cram in as many words as possible to fill the void?

I’m stunned to be honest with you.

Kamala is always billed as one smart cookie.

That’s one of the selling points among the Kamala fans – both in the media and on Twitter.

Oooooh, Kamala is so smart! She’d so brilliant, she’d run circles around that dummy Trump!

Yeah, I don’t think so.

Kamala makes Fredo Corleone look smart and articulate.

Word Salad Kamala

Because at least Fredo’s point didn’t get crushed under the heavy weight of an enormous word salad.

President Trump might not possess the speaking skills of Winston Churchill.  But at least when he speaks he actually says something.  He’s direct, unambiguous and never loads up on calorie-free, cliché-riddled bromides.

Trump is the King of Verbal Street Fighting.

Kamala couldn’t win a verbal hair-pulling contest.

Look at that above quote again.  In the 182 words Kamala uttered, she managed to say … nothing.

It’s a word salad with absolutely no nutritional value and about as much substance as air in a jug.

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10 thoughts on “Word Salad Kamala

  • October 1, 2019 at 2:34 pm
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    Proof that being a major bitch is all you need to be a democrat

  • October 1, 2019 at 3:20 pm
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    Well, in her defense…she did not include 12 or 14 f-bombs in that 182 word rant.
    Unlike her buddy Beto, who, since he’s from Texas, likes to add some jalapeno and chili to the vomit from his mouth.

  • October 1, 2019 at 6:14 pm
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    Otherwise known as “verbal diarrhea”

  • October 1, 2019 at 11:14 pm
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    Sounds like Spongebob Squarepants in one of his dream sequences.

  • October 2, 2019 at 3:32 am
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    “Play the radio … make sure you have the record player on at night, the phono — make sure the kids hear words.”

    Unfortunately for anybody blessed with the ability to hear human voices, both Kamala and Joe are still talking — to make sure the kids hear words? Apparently lots and lots of ineffective words

    ..

  • October 2, 2019 at 7:36 am
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    There are approximately 330,000,000 people in the United States, and these fu**ing worthless morons are the best the Democraps can come up with?

  • October 2, 2019 at 9:13 am
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    For me, John Kerry was the king of empty talk, but Kamala might be the queen.

  • October 2, 2019 at 10:50 am
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    She’s a fierce warrior princess and our external enemies tremble in fear. Forward!

  • October 2, 2019 at 11:02 am
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    Give Kamala a break, will ya? She’s just not used to speaking with her mouth empty.

  • October 2, 2019 at 11:57 am
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    Psycho Killer by the Talking Heads:

    You start a conversation you can’t even finish it
    You’re talking a lot, but you’re not saying anything
    When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed
    Say something once, why say it again?

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