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Democrats/Leftists Donald Trump 

Do NOT Step Into This Lobster Trap!

March 19, 2023March 19, 2023 Dianny 4 Comments Capitol riot, FBI corruption

Yesterday, Donald Trump revealed that the Manhattan District Attorney’s Office would be indicting him on Tuesday and called on his

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COMMA-la Harris Humor 

In Terms of Word Salad

March 17, 2023March 17, 2023 Dianny 3 Comments Vapid Kamala

Enjoy the latest Word Salad featuring Kamala’s favorite phrase.

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Democrats/Leftists Enslaved Press/Fake News 

J6 Surveillance Footage Identifies Unlikely Culprits

March 11, 2023March 11, 2023 Dianny 4 Comments Capitol riot, January 6 Select Committee, Tucker Carlson

In the end, the January 6 committee concocted its own Big Lie.

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Donald Trump Social Media 

CPAC: A Star Trek Convention for Trump Fans

March 5, 2023March 5, 2023 Dianny 5 Comments CPAC

By shrinking its focus to a single politician, CPAC is also shrinking its appeal.

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Random 

This Walking Boot ain’t made for walking

February 26, 2023February 26, 2023 Dianny Clumsy Dianny

Perhaps they should’ve called it the Lumber Along Like Frankenstein boot.

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Humor JoeMentia Biden 

Are the Stairs to Air Force One Joe’s Ego-Deflator?

February 23, 2023February 23, 2023 Dianny Air Force One, Joe Biden falls, Vain Joe

Is it Karma?

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Donald Trump Elections Ron DeSantis The Resistance 

DeSantis Derangement Syndrome

February 19, 2023February 19, 2023 Dianny 2024 Presidential Election, DeSantis Derangement Syndrome, Trump Derangement Syndrome

Nothing neutralizes Trump’s attacks quite like ignoring him.

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JoeMentia Biden 

Karine Jean-Pierre finally said something true

February 15, 2023February 15, 2023 Dianny Biden Administration, Biden gaffes, Karine Jean-Pierre, Vapid Kamala

Karine calls Grandpa Joe the “best communicator we have in the White House.” Given the dopes in this White House, that’s probably true.

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Hillary Clinton Hollywood and Popular Culture 

Madonna is morphing into Hillary

February 9, 2023February 9, 2023 Dianny Grammy Awards, Madonna

If Madonna would embrace her age and stop dressing like a 13-year-old girl at the mall, perhaps she wouldn’t look so hideous.

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Hollywood and Popular Culture Social Media 

Why do dopes keep falling for this crap?

February 7, 2023February 7, 2023 Dianny Grammy Awards

A true example of “conservatives pounce.”

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