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Using the National Guard like disposable props

January 22, 2021January 22, 2021 Dianny 2 Comments Biden Inauguration, Democrats and the military, National Guard

The National Guard deserves better than being treated like extras in a fevered psycho drama produced by cravenly dishonest politicians.

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Big Government JoeMentia Biden 

Interagency consensus is back in charge

January 21, 2021January 21, 2021 Dianny 1 Comment Biden Administration, Federal bureaucracy, Unelected Bureaucracy

Under Biden, US policy will again be determined by the army of unelected, unaccountable bureaucrats that skitter through the Executive Branch like cockroaches.

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COMMA-la Harris Enslaved Press/Fake News JoeMentia Biden 

Warning: Some Inauguration coverage not suitable for children

January 20, 2021January 20, 2021 Dianny 11 Comments Biden Inauguration, Media bias

After all those years of unwanted touching, Joe finally found people eager to quiver with orgasmic delight at the mere sight of him.

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Healthcare JoeMentia Biden 

Dude. Biden nominates PA Grandma Killer to HHS

January 19, 2021January 19, 2021 Dianny 12 Comments Biden cabinet, Richard Rachel Levine, Wuhan virus

Why would Team Biden select a dude with that kind of track record for death? Because the dude thinks he’s a lady. That’s why.

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COMMA-la Harris JoeMentia Biden 

The Modern-Day Henry VI and Margaret of Anjou

January 19, 2021 Dianny 4 Comments Biden Inauguration, Dementia Joe, Henry VI, Margaret of Anjou

Tomorrow, surrounded by military loyal to him, this near-catatonic quarter-wit along with the real power-behind-the-throne will be installed.

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JoeMentia Biden 

These Performative Optics will Backfire

January 18, 2021January 18, 2021 Dianny 17 Comments Biden Inauguration, Operation Backfire

They might have thought these optics would make Trump voters look bad. But in reality, it makes Team Biden look insecure and deeply paranoid.

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JoeMentia Biden 

A Fitting Inauguration

January 17, 2021 Dianny Biden Inauguration, Virtual Joe Biden

A crowd-free swearing-in is a fitting Inauguration for a guy who waved to empty fields and campaigned in front of a dozen of empty chairs set inside giant white circles.

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Big Government Enslaved Press/Fake News Freedom of Speech 

Information Dominance

January 16, 2021January 16, 2021 Dianny Big Tech Censorship, Civil Rights, Liberty versus Tyranny, The narrative

When you have Information Dominance, the breadth and depth of your power is limitless. And the System (as Jesse Kelly calls it) has no problem exploiting that power.

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DOCTOR Jill Biden Humor 

Jill will have to share the spotlight, and she’ll hate that

January 15, 2021January 15, 2021 Dianny Dementia Joe, Doug Emhoff, Harris Administration, Kamala Harris

Jill Biden so hoped to get the celebrity treatment Michelle Obama enjoyed. But unlike Michelle, Jill has to share her time in the spotlight.

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JoeMentia Biden The Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service 

Blair House basement prepared for incoming President-elect

January 15, 2021January 15, 2021 Dianny Basement Joe, Inauguration

As is custom, Joe Biden will stay at Blair House the day before the Inauguration. And the White House staff wants to make him feel at home.

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