The Post-Coital Ecstasy of the Media
The media’s post-coital ecstasy over Kamala hasn’t reached Obama-levels … yet. But it’s already off to a galloping start.
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Resume-Packing Kamala gets the easy ride
Hey, why do the hard work of facing Democrat primary voters when you can take the shortcut to the White House without them?
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Gettysburg – that hotbed of White Supremacy
Gettysburg, this site that turned the tide of the Civil War, is now considered a hotbed of White Supremacy by the Trump-deranged.
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Lightweight Lori: Tough on gay sunbathers, weak on looters
Lightweight Lori seems to reserve her tough-talking shtick for barbecuing neighbors and gay sunbathers.
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Joe goes biking
Desperate to prove Joe isn’t losing his marbles, Team Biden sends him out for a biking photo-op, and the news media declares “case closed.”
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Busybody Syndrome: Mind your own bee’s wax!
Busybody Syndrome is pandemic. But there is a cure. Take one giant chill pill and mind your own bee’s wax. You’d be amazed how quickly we can flatten this curve.
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I have a Frankenbrow
I need a helmet made of bubble wrap.
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The Biden Rapid Response Team is the entire news media
Since the entire news media is acting as the Biden Rapid Response Team, their time and effort should be itemized as an in-kind donation.
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Me-Me-Me Michelle’s Great Depression
There’s nothing so insulting as an Obama pretending she’s got a hard-knock life. But Me-Me-Me Michelle is famous for it.
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Riiiiight: Joe skips convention over “coronavirus concerns”
“Coronavirus concerns” is code for “Dear God! We just cannot let this demented old man out of the basement!”
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