Ahmed is a big fat fibber

Well, lookie here. Turns out Ahmed Mohamed isn’t some burgeoning engineering genius. He isn’t the next Thomas Edison.

Ahmed is a big fat fibber.

When I first posted about this the other day, I pointed out that this probably could have been solved by Ahmed simply explaining everything and asking his engineering teacher to back up his story.

Problem is, when Ahmed was caught carrying this device to English class, he refused to cooperate with school officials or the police.

Highly suspect for a kid who innocently wanted to show off his amazing clock-making skills.

And now, perhaps we know why.

Check out this video:

I gotta tell you, when Thomas Talbot (the guy in the video) points out the 9 volt battery back-up tab, I about shit a brick.

Ahmed is a big fat fibber

What a little fraud this kid is. And not a very bright one considering he didn’t bother removing the freaking 9 volt battery back-up.

“We should inspire more kids to remove the plastic casing from a store-bought digital alarm clock and set it up to look like a bomb so they can claim victim status! It’s what makes America great.”

Sadly, that is what makes America great for the Victim Industry.

So, he took a manufactured digital alarm clock, removed the outer casing and then set it up inside the little briefcase and brought it to school because … ?

Who the hell knows?

Judging from the speed with which the Grievance-Monger Rapid Response unit flew to his side after police detained him, I’d say little Ahmed decided to set up a little gotcha on the city of Irving and MacArthur High School.

Perhaps at the behest of his professional grievance-mongering Daddy.

Or maybe Ahmed simply learned all he knows about making the most out of playing the victim at Daddy’s feet.

Who knows?

Let’s ask Pamela Geller:

“I built the clock to impress my teacher.”

Hate to quote Obama on you Ahmed, but, “If you have an alarm clock. You didn’t build that. Somebody else made that clock.”

I’m guessing Westinghouse.

And yeah. I think Obama will not revoke his invitation for Ahmed to come to the White House. Because if there’s one thing we know about Barack. When he gets bamboozled by dishonest Muslims, he pretends not to notice while he quickly trips all over himself to bow to them.

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3 thoughts on “Ahmed is a big fat fibber

  • September 18, 2015 at 11:32 pm

    A kid got expelled for biting a pop tart into the shape of a gun, but this kid gets invited by the President to come to the White House for taking something to school that looked like a suit case bomb. We are living in a mucked up world.

  • September 19, 2015 at 2:58 pm

    I think we should declare October 5th as “Have Your Son Send a Homemade Clock to the President Day”. After the Secret Service sorts them all out, maybe Obama will invite your kid to the White House?

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