Is Alec Baldwin possessing the Trump campaign?

Anybody else starting to wonder if the Trump campaign has been possessed by Alec Baldwin?

Between the vile and nasty tweets from the Donald himself, and the assaulting of reporters by his campaign manager, it’s as if Baldwin has, through Astral Projection or mind control taken over the entire campaign.

Today, Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski turned himself in to Jupiter, Florida police and was charged with misdemeanor battery for grabbing former Breitbart reporter Michelle Field’s arm on March 8.

After viewing the overhead surveillance video of the incident, Jupiter police felt there was more than enough evidence to charge Lewandowski.

After viewing it myself, I’m inclined to agree.

Is Alec Baldwin possessing the Trump campaign

Whoops. Wrong picture.

Well, you can see why I would make that mistake.

Alec Baldwin

Up until now, the only video footage of the incident was ground-level film where Fields and Lewandowski were obscured by people and objects in the foreground. But this overhead shot leaves no doubt that Fields was not grabbed by a Secret Service agent, but by Lewandowski himself who clearly made his way toward her to get her away from Trump.

Here’s the whole video:

When the only video available was inconclusive, Lewandowski claimed he never laid a hand on Fields. He even went so far as to attack her on Twitter claiming she was delusional — not only claiming he never touched her, but also that he never even met her.

I don’t know about you, but I think it is infinitely possible to assault someone you’ve never met. Soccer hooligans do it all the time. I bet Alec Baldwin has too.

The two are not mutually exclusive. It isn’t like a brutish ass is going to stop and say, “Hi, I’m Corey. Pleasure to meet you. Now that we’ve met, let me grab your arm and shove you away from Donald Trump.”

All that was missing to make this a full-on Alec Baldwin moment was Lewandowski calling Michelle Fields a “cocksucker” and smashing her iPhone.

Honestly, I don’t know how Baldwin is doing it. But I’m convinced.

I mean, come on. Don’t tell me it isn’t peculiar that since Donald Trump has turned into a late-night mean-tweeter, Alec Baldwin’s Twitter feed is never in the news anymore.

But the Baldwin possessing doesn’t stop there. According to a May 18, 1996 Sun-Sentinel article, Kendall Coffey, the attorney representing Lewandowski against this misdemeanor charge, lost his job as US Attorney for South Florida after he bit a stripper at the Lipstik nightclub.

Dear God. You simply can’t make this stuff up.

I think somebody better do a little digging and find out just what Alec Baldwin has been up to lately, and how exactly he’s managing to possess an entire presidential campaign.

Hat tip The Right Scoop.

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2 thoughts on “Is Alec Baldwin possessing the Trump campaign?

  • March 29, 2016 at 10:44 pm

    C’mon, Dianny! Lighten up! Who among us hasn’t bitten a stripper??

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