I don’t know why I titled this Amateur Hour. Why limit myself to one hour of embarrassing, amateurish behavior when Kamala Harris certainly isn’t.
Ah, well. Amateur Hour sounds better than Amateur Four and a Half Months. So let’s go with Amateur Hour.
Yesterday, that vapid Kookie Kamala declared her painfully embarrassing trip to Central America a “success.”
It was a “success” y’all. Provided you define success as “she didn’t get lost and find herself in Europe,” then okay. It was a success.
When grading her performance in her first-ever foreign trip, VEEP comic relief said, and I quote, “Do I declare this trip a success? Yes I do. It is success in terms of a pathway that is about progress.”
Remember when I referred to Kamala as “Word Salad Kamala?” Yeah. She hasn’t changed one bit.
If you can figure out what the hell this idiot is saying, you get a Kamala Kookie.
Because I have no idea what the hell she is saying here. In terms of a pathway that is about progress it was a success? What in Lucifer’s reach does that even mean?
“A pathway that is about progress” is such a textbook example of her trademark word salad, it should come drizzled with olive oil and balsamic vinegar.
I got nothing. Seriously. No idea. She may as well be speaking Urdu.
When you choose a Vice President solely based on her mocha color and girl-parts, you end up with Amateur Hour with Kamala Harris.
It’s as if she’s going out of her way to make VEEP’s Selina Mayer look presidential.
Kamala is, without a doubt, really, really, tremendously bad at this. She always has been which is why she flamed out two months before the Iowa caucus.
Kamala is so unlikeable she makes Liz Warren look like a cuddly kitten. She’s so vapid, Kirsten Gillibrand looks like Margaret Thatcher by comparison.
And she’s so bad at handling reporters, is it any wonder she does everything humanly possible to avoid talking to the press?
I’m sure you’ve already seen it, but take for example this exchange between NBC’s Lester Holt and Vice President Amateur Hour from yesterday morning.
Good grief. I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that she lied about going to the border so many times in five seconds that even a Democrat-friendly newsman like Lester Holt felt it necessary to call her out on it. Or that she deployed her trademark cackle and snottily said “I haven’t been to Europe. I don’t understand the point that you’re making.”
As T. Becket Adams put it in his substack column “Kamala is in way over her head:”
Harris as vice president will be one of the great mysteries of the Biden administration. She hails from a safe blue state, she dropped out of the 2020 Democratic primary before even the Iowa caucuses, California went on to lose House seats in the 2020 election even after she was added to the ticket, and she has no clear foreign or domestic policy chops.
Harris brings nothing to the table. She is clearly in over her head. She can’t even fake an answer to an easy and 100% predictable question about the immigration crisis.
I said on Monday that Kamala made the mistake of surrounding herself with staff who think her shit doesn’t stink. Okay, I didn’t put it that way. The only way to put an end to Amateur Hour with Kamala Harris is to place some actual professionals around her who can keep her worst instincts in check.
But I don’t see that happening any time soon. Unless of course the backlash from her embarrassing “first foreign trip as Vice President” puts the fear of God into the White House.
Listen, none of this is a shock to anyone who paid attention to Kamala Harris after she began her super-brief tenure in the US Senate or her embarrassingly brief run for the White House. She has always been nothing but a vapid resume-packer with no discernible personality not to mention a crippling inability to articulate the most basic message.
When Joe Biden put Kamala in charge of the border crisis they unleashed, he said “I can think of nobody who is better qualified to do this.” Joe’s circle of associates must be tremendously small.
Then again, he also calls his son Hunter “the smartest man I know.”
Kamala isn’t qualified to tackle the border. She certainly isn’t qualified to be VEEP.
Hell, Kamala isn’t qualified to be a coat-check girl.
Yeah, I’ve been largely absent. It’s rare for me to go one or two weekdays without posting anything. But my workload at my new copy writing job increased last Monday and I’m busier than a one-armed paper-hanger. Last Saturday, to make up for my weekday sparseness, I delivered three new posts for you. My goal is to do that every weekend since officially my job is Monday through Friday with weekend work optional. In the meantime, when I can fit both my day-job and this into the same day, I will definitely do so.
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