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4 thoughts on “Ancestry-dot-Come-On

  • April 17, 2015 at 12:50 pm

    Seems legit. The guy on the left looks familiar…..

  • April 17, 2015 at 10:12 pm

    Who knew? All along I thought she was born a poor, black child. Hillary must be so relieved to have finally learned the truth. Thank you Ancestry-dot-come-on.

  • April 17, 2015 at 11:05 pm

    Kudos to you and DS for this hilarious graphic and gag. Hillary is just the gift that keeps on giving. As long as she doesn’t get too close to the White Hut again. Then the joke would be on us…

  • April 19, 2015 at 3:21 pm

    Just saw a commercial for . . . burst out laughing . . . some things will never be the same, but it’s a good thing.

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