Andrew Dice Cuomo

I about spit my coffee out this morning when I saw the title of Derek Hunter’s latest column at Townhall: “The Rise and Fall of Andrew Dice Cuomo.”

How fitting.

Naturally I felt the need to do a Photoshop to commemorate it.

Andrew Dice Cuomo

You remember Andrew Dice Clay from the eighties, right?

He’s the smoking, drinking, leather-clad comedian known as “the macho bozo from Jersey” whose vulgar comedy material was so far from PC, any third wave feminist of today would recoil from him like Dracula from a cross. As it is, the second wave feminists of the eighties didn’t particularly like his style.

What better moniker for the macho bozo from Queens than Andrew Dice Cuomo?

The vulgar, boorish life of Andrew Dice Cuomo has got to be the worst-kept secret in New York State.

And any intellectually honest New Yorker would admit that the cascading accusations of sexual harassment are about as surprising and unexpected as a morning sunrise.

Back in mid-December when Lindsey Boylan first admitted Cuomo sexually harassed her, I shook my head and said, “Of course he did.”

Cuomo is an arrogant dirt-bag and a pig. This is not a galloping surprise to anyone in this state. Nor is it at all surprising that Andrew Dice Cuomo got a pass for his piggishness for decades. But that’s one of the benefits of your Daddy being Governor.

As Hunter puts it in his column:

No one suddenly, in their sixth decade, decides to give using their position of power to obtain sex a try; no one respectful of women their whole life gives blunt propositioning of subordinates young enough to be the child of their child a shot. No, Andrew Cuomo is who Andrew Cuomo has always been, who the media knew he was but ignored it. He was never Andrew Jackson, he was Andrew “Dice” Clay.

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3 thoughts on “Andrew Dice Cuomo

  • March 7, 2021 at 11:26 am

    Jack and Jill went up the hill Both with a buck and a quarter, Jill came down with $2.50.

    Crude? Yeah, but the Diceman at least had some class, Cuomo? Nope.

  • March 7, 2021 at 11:59 am

    This kind of behavior is not something that emerges from someone at a late age. It is an inbred impulsive type of personality that is a core component of who Andy thinks he is and has been since he was a young man.

    Some men can pull this off and its humorous and can be played for a laugh. These men do it knowing it is wrong and they are doing it for the laugh. Not Andy.

    Andy has an ego problem. His ego is so massive he thinks he can do anything he wants to because, well, he’s Mario Cuomo’s son. That worked when he was younger and his dad was still a big political wheel who provided him shade from accusation. Now, it’s just Andy. His brother Fredo has a similar problem but Andy has taken his Chutzpah too far and now women are coming out of the woodwork to tell their tales of being groped mentally, physically, or both by him.

    When someone in an authority position over another commits these kinds of acts against women, these are especially heinous because he knows there is nothing the women can do about it. Not any more.

    Like Elliot Spitzer, Andy Cuomo will go down in shame and resign. Now the clock is ticking and it is only a question of time.

  • March 7, 2021 at 12:29 pm

    I met Elliot Spitzer maybe 15-20 years ago. I was shocked and impressed by his intelligence. Cuomo is just a very stupid lout and his kid-brother is…well…Fredo.

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