Another One Bites the Dust

Another One Bites the Dust

Boom. Boom. Boom. Another one bites the dust.
And another one gone, another one gone, another Veeper bites the dust.

Politico reported on Friday that another Veep staffer is heading for the exits after only four months on the job.

Meghan Groob was hired in April as Kamala’s chief speechwriter after another one of Kamala’s chief speechwriters bit the dust in February.

I imagine being Veep’s chief speechwriter warrants hazard pay. It isn’t easy making Kamala Harris sound even more vapid and nonsensical than she does when speaking off the cuff. And from the looks of it, Meghan Groob was able to match Kamala’s word salad style almost perfectly.

At the same time, when a clip from one of Kamala’s speeches goes viral on Twitter for all the wrong reasons, I’m guessing the humiliated Veep directs her wrath at her speechwriter.

I’d quit after four months too. Who wants to put up with that?

Given the timing, Meghan Groob was probably responsible for that embarrassing electric school bus speech in May, videos of which were roundly mocked on social media, and on the Tucker Carlson show.

After Kamala delivered these prepared remarks in mid-May, I asked the timeless question “Do Kamala’s speechwriters secretly hate her?

Great work, Meghan!

Another one Meghan may have cobbled together was Kamala’s speech to Space Force cadets on April 18, where she spoke to US service members like they were toddlers:

I presume Meghan was the brains behind this gem from Kamala’s speech earlier this week:

“Together, we are expanding access to transportation. It seems like maybe it’s a small issue; it’s a big issue. You need to get to go and need to be able to get where you need to go to do the work and get home.”

Is it a prerequisite for the job of Veep Chief Speechwriter to mimic Kamala’s trademark word salad style?

Or does Vice President Vapid read through the speech and say, “This doesn’t sound anything like me, in terms of how I speak, in terms of my personality. Do it again, and this time, make it sound more like me!”

Or is it as I said in May, that Kamala’s speechwriters hate her so much that they deliberately make her sound like an absolute nitwit?

Speaking of “in terms of.”

Usually, Kamala’s prepared speeches aren’t peppered with her favorite phrase. That’s more of a “Kamala off-the-cuff” feature. But hat’s off to Meghan. She managed to shoehorn five “in terms ofs” into Kamala’s Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority’s 70th Boule speech in Orlando this week.

Of course, it is always possible that Meghan, knowing full well she was leaving, decided to screw Kamala over by liberally tossing her favorite phrase into that speech like a lot of confetti at a wedding.

But Meghan isn’t the only one whose departure is imminent.

Another one of Kamala’s staff is also packing up a banker’s box and beating a path to the door.

It was also reported on Friday that Kamala’s longest-serving aide, Rohini Kosoglu will be leaving the Veep’s office to “spend more time with her family,” which is code for “get me the hell out of here before my soul is sucked from me like an olive pit.”

So far, the Veep has lost 15 staffers in her brief tenure in office.

Kamala goes through staffers the way Henry VIII went through wives.

At least Meghan and Rohini are leaving with their heads intact.

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6 thoughts on “Another One Bites the Dust

  • July 16, 2022 at 8:03 am

    She presumes an awful lot for someone who got ahead by lying on her back. I cannot bear to listen to or even watch her. She must be an insufferable boor to those foolish enough to try to make her look like a normal human being.

  • July 16, 2022 at 11:05 am

    I can’t even begin to imagine Harris giving a (God forbid) State of the Union address. Her “in terms of” would be in that at least 100 times.

  • July 17, 2022 at 9:32 am

    What I wonder is if Kamalala’s former speech writers list the experience on their resumes or just leave that time empty, and if pressed lie and say they were drying out at a recovery center?

  • July 18, 2022 at 12:33 am

    Something about that image is just deeply creepy. Not that Veep Vapid (love that one) is ever all that great in pictures, but something in this one is just giving me really disturbing vibes.

    Working for Harris does seem to be a high burnout kind of position. I am sure there are tons of people who want to be close to power enough to sign on, but her reputation for treating staffers poorly has got to make it harder to get quality people.

  • July 18, 2022 at 12:40 pm

    Regardless of the setting, her puerile nonsense has never changed. She will utter anything and then most likely makes a wisecrack to some minion about getting back on AF2 to rest her sizable ass.

  • July 19, 2022 at 1:24 am

    The ghost of Freddie Mercury would like a word with you…

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