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JoeMentia Biden 

Biden to visit Uvalde … to talk about Beau

May 28, 2022May 28, 2022 Dianny 1 Comment Beau Biden, Narcissist-in-Chief, Uvalde

Invoking Beau isn’t compassionate; it’s narcissistic. So please, Joe. Don’t do it in Uvalde.

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Politics 

If Beto ran for Asshole King, he’d win in a landslide

May 27, 2022May 27, 2022 Dianny 6 Comments Anti-Gun propaganda, Beto O'Rourke, Robert Francis O'Rourke

Self-centered, publicity-hungry narcissist proves he’s a vile piece of shit.

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Big Government JoeMentia Biden 

Operation Drop in the Bucket

May 24, 2022May 24, 2022 Dianny 5 Comments Baby Formula Shortage, Biden Administration

Biden brags about having to beg our European allies for humanitarian aid.

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Climate Change COMMA-la Harris Humor 

Kamala ❤️ Electric School Buses

May 22, 2022 Dianny 8 Comments Vapid Kamala

Kamala loves electric school buses almost as much as she loves space.

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Freedom of Speech Humor 

How many Scaramuccis was that?

May 19, 2022 Dianny 6 Comments Censorship, Department of Homeland Security, Nina Jankowicz

Nina Jankowicz lasted 22 days, or 2 Scaramuccis.

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COMMA-la Harris Humor 

Do Kamala’s speechwriters secretly hate her?

May 17, 2022May 17, 2022 Dianny 8 Comments Vapid Kamala, Veep

It really is the only logical explanation.

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Humor JoeMentia Biden 

Ultra MAGA sounds so cool!

May 13, 2022May 13, 2022 Dianny 6 Comments America First, Biden gaffes, MAGA

Biden thinks Ultra MAGA is a smear. Biden is wrong.

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Abortion Democrats/Leftists 

Sméagol’s Call to Arms

May 10, 2022 Dianny 8 Comments Mayor Lori Lightfoot, Roe v Wade, Supreme Court

Chicago’s activist mayor calls for an armed uprising. Sounds insurrectiony, no?

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Death Spiral
Abortion Democrats/Leftists 

Stand Back and Let the Crazy Happen

May 9, 2022May 9, 2022 Dianny 8 Comments Hysterical Leftists, Roe v Wade

Once again, the Democrats are pushing too hard and too far. Let them.

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sick day
Random 

Under the weather

May 6, 2022May 6, 2022 Dianny Dianny sick day

Dianny is sick and cranky as hell.

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