Busybody Syndrome: Mind your own bee’s wax!
Busybody Syndrome is pandemic. But there is a cure. Take one giant chill pill and mind your own bee’s wax. You’d be amazed how quickly we can flatten this curve.
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Author: Dianny
I have a Frankenbrow
I need a helmet made of bubble wrap.
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The Biden Rapid Response Team is the entire news media
Since the entire news media is acting as the Biden Rapid Response Team, their time and effort should be itemized as an in-kind donation.
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Me-Me-Me Michelle’s Great Depression
There’s nothing so insulting as an Obama pretending she’s got a hard-knock life. But Me-Me-Me Michelle is famous for it.
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Riiiiight: Joe skips convention over “coronavirus concerns”
“Coronavirus concerns” is code for “Dear God! We just cannot let this demented old man out of the basement!”
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After claiming he’s taken multiple cognitive tests, Biden “clarifies”
Mashed Potato Brain Biden scoffs at the idea he needs to take a cognitive test in the most rambling and confused answer imaginable.
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In a sane world, Brian Stelter would be the sandwich guy
If CNN was an actual news organization, “Chief Media Correspondent” Brian Stelter would be lucky to snag the coveted Sandwich Guy position.
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Karen Bass: “Castro was a DICTATOR?! I had no idea!”
“Karen Bass for VP: she’s not a dictator-loving crank; she’s just deeply stupid!”
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In what universe is this Robbery Prevention?
If you live in Minneapolis, you might want to reconsider that. Because your city government’s idea of robbery prevention is heavy on the “robbery” and light on “prevention.”
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Funerals for me, but not for thee
John Lewis gets multiple funerals because he is part of the ruling elite. Your grandparents, your dad, your mom, your child? Not so much.
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