And the ball will go on without them


Speaking of irrelevant, insufferable shit-pickles…

Butt-hurt fashion designers are proudly announcing that they will not provide our future First Lady with a gown for the inaugural ball.

Apparently they believe if they all band together, Melania Trump will end up wearing a potato sack and a pair of crocs on Inauguration day.

Something tells me the ball will go on without them.

Call it a wild guess, but I think Melania has plenty of ball gowns from which to choose for the upcoming festivities.

It all started when fashion designer Sophie Theallet released an “open letter” to the denizens of Twitter declaring that she would not clothe the future FLOTUS.

Oh, noes!!!!

Whatever shall Melania do?!

Theallet believes providing a dress to Melania goes against her deeply held principles of “diversity, individual freedom and respect for all lifestyles.”

Because nothing says “respect for all lifestyles” quite like showing no respect for Melania Trump.

Could you imagine if this self-righteous designer refused to make a wedding gown for a Lesbian couple’s wedding?

Oh, the hue and cry! She’d be driven from polite society and left in ruins.

Theallet is urging all other fashion designers to follow her (cough) good example and refuse to provide Melania with anything to wear.

“Integrity is our only true currency,” Sophie prattled self-righteously.

Now there’s some currency without value.

I don’t mean to pick nits, but did Melania even ask Theallet for a dress?

Of course, when you consider Theallet provided Michelle Obama with some her ghastly outfits, Melania should consider herself lucky.

Hell, even in a potato sack and crocs, Melania will look a thousand times more glamorous than Michelle.

These idiots act as if their refusal to engage with Trump in any way somehow makes them more righteous and honorable than the rest of us deplorable hoi polloi.

They completely missed the point of this election, didn’t they?

We Americans told these elitist snobs to go pound sand. And their response is to get all huffy and declare, “Well, if that’s how you feel, I’m going to go pound sand!”

Big threat, that.

From their hermetically-sealed echo chamber that grows ever smaller, these pompous dinks live under the misguided notion that we give a crap.

So go ahead, Sophie. Take your needle and thread and storm off in a huff.

And if the last year and a half are any indication, I’d venture to guess that in a year’s time, she and her like-minded shit-pickles will be standing slack-jawed and stunned that all their breathless posturing was so far off the mark.

Their portends of gloom and doom will prove to be over-the-top and hysterical.

I have no doubt it will all come back to bite them in the ass.

In the end, they’ll look like the fools that we already know they are.

Hat tip Fox News

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17 thoughts on “And the ball will go on without them

  • November 19, 2016 at 11:49 am

    Again with shit pickles. LOL I don’t even know what that means but it cracks me up. My husband will probably have thoughts of committing me because I’m laughing to myself.
    This unknown idiot talks like Melania Trump has been running around nekkid and will remain so because she refuses to make a fugly dress for her. And I’ve been unfortunate enough to see plenty of really fugly Michelle gowns. I doubt that designer would be Melania’s first, or last choice. And she celebrates diversity? By refusing to make a gown for someone that’s different than she is. And an immigrant to boot. Ok got it, I’m not always the brightest bulb in the lamp.
    But didn’t lady M constantly harp that she buys her clothes at Target? I’ve never shopped there and based on the $20,000 dresses and $650 sneakers, obliviously I can’t afford to either.

  • November 19, 2016 at 11:49 am

    You should Trademark the term “shit-pickles” !!

    • November 19, 2016 at 12:15 pm

      I can’t take the credit for it. Big Fur Hat of invented it. It quickly became my favorite term.

  • November 19, 2016 at 12:00 pm

    Just wait until Inauguration Day.
    The shit pickles will be circling the bowl.

  • November 19, 2016 at 12:08 pm

    Woody stop! I just had a coughing fit because I was swallowing coffee, or trying to, and laugh at the same time. My husband asked me if I was ok.
    The shit pickle thing is bad enough, I’m simple, but the circling the bowl thing……

  • November 19, 2016 at 12:21 pm

    Hey, just wondering…Did Sophie Theallet design that dopey smock Hillary wore to Cher’s fundraiser?

  • November 19, 2016 at 12:59 pm

    The outfit that didn’t match? Normally she wears the very expensive equivalent of garanilmals.

    O/t but I have to vent. This is what they’re trying to do to our country, and our most precious, youth. Who are impressionable, and fucking clueless. Who didn’t think they knew it all at 17?

    My entire county is happily very red, very peaceful. Yesterday I was in the hardware store and got into a light hearted conversation with the nice young man helping me, talking about cleaning leaves off the deck ect and general prep for winter. He said he would come over with some of his friends and do everything. I was stunned. Btw, he also has two jobs to pay his way through college. I told him it was appreciated and I would certainly pay him. He said no it’s not necessary, I wasn’t raised that way. I offered to help. I’m still reeling from it. Anyway, some other employee heard it, a tiny girl that I could snap like a twig. She said to me, now keep in mind I could take my business elsewhere, you voted for Trump didn’t you? I said voting is a privilege and private but I’m not ashamed to say that yes I did. She then said I was a racist. I said honey, you don’t know me, and clearly don’t know what a racist is. I have two best friends that I’ve had for years. One is a black woman that I’ve known since I was five, the other is an openly gay guy that I’ve known since I was 16. My dil is Chinese and moved here when she was 13, I love her like she’s my own daughter. I’m not a racist, I’m an American and I voted for your future. Maybe before you blindly say I’m a racist you should look up the definition and you should research policies of other countries. When you do, here’s my phone number, and we’ll talk.

    • November 19, 2016 at 3:55 pm

      good for you, hopefully she is not a lost cause yet….

  • November 19, 2016 at 1:10 pm

    “All those in favor of diversity join me in discriminating against people we don’t like!”
    That would make a great cross stitch pillow!

  • November 19, 2016 at 1:15 pm

    Hey don’t be dissin cross stitch. Haha

  • November 19, 2016 at 3:53 pm

    I just googled “Michelle Obama in Sophie Theallet designs”.
    …seems like no great loss

    • November 19, 2016 at 4:51 pm

      Oh my gawd! I just saw them!
      Melania WOULD be better off going to Target!

  • November 19, 2016 at 3:56 pm

    Cathy, Right? That’s some really ugly shit right there.

  • November 19, 2016 at 5:26 pm

    Woody have you ever seen anything uglier? And I’m an old time feminist, one of them that think women should be equal and not kept in the kitchen, but also being female and supporting all female decisions even if they want to be a stay at home mom. Female empowerment is allowing decisions. It’s not my decisions.

  • November 20, 2016 at 7:45 am

    “Shit Pickles”, is now my new term for all of these perpetually butt-hurt libstains.
    Love it.

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