Barack’s Self-Congratulation Address

Buckle up, my friends. Barack’s Farewell Address is less than a week away!

In his explanation for why he’s traveling to Chicago to deliver this Farewell Self-Congratulation Address, Barack Obama explains:

Because, for me, it’s always been about you.

And what better way to prove it than by tweeting out a picture of himself and Michelle?

But before he can travel to Chicago and prattle on endlessly about what a wonderful a President he was, Barack and Michelle absolutely must host one last A-List soirée at the White House for all their celebrity friends.

Of course they do.

The Obamas are going to squeeze every ounce of privilege out of living on our dime as they possibly can before we’re finally rid of them.

I know what you’re thinking.

Okay, no, I really don’t know what you’re thinking. But here’s what I’m thinking:

Why can’t Barack Obama deliver his Farewell Self-Congratulation Address from the Oval Office?

Wouldn’t saving us the expense of footing the bill for this bit of theater prove that “it’s always been about you?”

Instead, this glory-hound has to waste taxpayer money to fly on Air Force One to Chicago and deliver this navel-gazing flight of fancy.

Because Barack needs a cheering crowd to satisfy his own overweening ego.

Of course he may not get as many people for this big speech as he did on that night in Grant Park.

After all, 3,973 Chicagoans have been murdered in the eight years he’s been President.

That’s bound to cut into the crowd size.

After Hillary Clinton got obliterated in the Rust Belt, Barack Obama waxed insufferably about how the Democrat Party needs to do a better job of reaching out to working class Americans in the Rust Belt.

If “it’s always been about you,” don’t you think he’d have taken his own advice and selected one of these locations for this speech?

Of course not.

Because this Farewell Self-Congratulation Address has nothing to do with the American people.

Just like his entire eight years in office had nothing to do with the American people.

This is all about Barack Hussein Obama having one more opportunity to stroke his own ego while he plays the returning hometown hero.

I think I’ll find something else to watch next Tuesday.

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One thought on “Barack’s Self-Congratulation Address

  • January 4, 2017 at 12:01 pm
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    You’d learn more true facts watching Jeopardy.

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